Taxi ride (31)
chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 PostsA devout Muslim gets in to a taxi,and ask the taxi driver to switch off the music.The taxi driver asks why.The man explains he is a muslim, and in the times of the Prophet,there wasn't music,and music is only for the western infidels.The taxi driver stops the car,and the muslim man asked him why he stopped the car.The taxi driver tells him."""Well in the times of your Prophet,weren't taxis either.So get out and find a camel.-
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That's the polite version.
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Whats the other one???
Glitch101: That's the polite version.
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This is not a joke... it happened..
I approached the taxi stand.. and the first cab on the rank, the driver was out of his cab talking on the phone...
So I jumped in... and the taxi driver barely took the phone away from his ear to ask me where I wanted to go...
So off we go...
Now this ijit was still having an animated shouting match with his missus... and steering the wheel with his knee... until...
I got mad... We were approaching Rafferty's Rules roundabout.. a notoriously large roundabout... and I could see that he was not concentrating on his driving ... not at all..
So he got all miffed when I asked him to put the phone away...
Jeez... He asked me why I didn't trust him...
As if... !! I told him he was breaking the law.. ( Indian man, don't think he knew that)
and he was right cross with me... What a banana....
gggrrrrr
I approached the taxi stand.. and the first cab on the rank, the driver was out of his cab talking on the phone...
So I jumped in... and the taxi driver barely took the phone away from his ear to ask me where I wanted to go...
So off we go...
Now this ijit was still having an animated shouting match with his missus... and steering the wheel with his knee... until...
I got mad... We were approaching Rafferty's Rules roundabout.. a notoriously large roundabout... and I could see that he was not concentrating on his driving ... not at all..
So he got all miffed when I asked him to put the phone away...
Jeez... He asked me why I didn't trust him...
As if... !! I told him he was breaking the law.. ( Indian man, don't think he knew that)
and he was right cross with me... What a banana....
gggrrrrr
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Merriweather: This is not a joke... it happened..
I approached the taxi stand.. and the first cab on the rank, the driver was out of his cab talking on the phone...
So I jumped in... and the taxi driver barely took the phone away from his ear to ask me where I wanted to go...
So off we go...
Now this ijit was still having an animated shouting match with his missus... and steering the wheel with his knee... until...
I got mad... We were approaching Rafferty's Rules roundabout.. a notoriously large roundabout... and I could see that he was not concentrating on his driving ... not at all..
So he got all miffed when I asked him to put the phone away...
Jeez... He asked me why I didn't trust him...
As if... !! I told him he was breaking the law.. ( Indian man, don't think he knew that)
and he was right cross with me... What a banana....
gggrrrrr
I approached the taxi stand.. and the first cab on the rank, the driver was out of his cab talking on the phone...
So I jumped in... and the taxi driver barely took the phone away from his ear to ask me where I wanted to go...
So off we go...
Now this ijit was still having an animated shouting match with his missus... and steering the wheel with his knee... until...
I got mad... We were approaching Rafferty's Rules roundabout.. a notoriously large roundabout... and I could see that he was not concentrating on his driving ... not at all..
So he got all miffed when I asked him to put the phone away...
Jeez... He asked me why I didn't trust him...
As if... !! I told him he was breaking the law.. ( Indian man, don't think he knew that)
and he was right cross with me... What a banana....
gggrrrrr
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chris27292729: Whats the other one???
Won't post it here ,just a few swear words inter mixed.
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Glitch101: Won't post it here ,just a few swear words inter mixed.
Oh,come on,we adults all of us in this site.-
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chris27292729: Oh,come on,we adults all of us in this site.- Spill thebeans
nah I kind of like it here!
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RDM59: Jeez, it must have been a beauty, and sorta boomerang shaped ....
Ya dreamin... Jeez... he did not show me anything except his scorn for being told off by a woman...
and if I had had a stick handy, I would have happily bashed his ruddy mobile...
prolly would have done him a favour, coz his missus was screaming at him...
in Hindi... so I could not understand much at all.. but she sounded like she could have used a boomerang...
or a stiff
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Glitch101: nah I kind of like it here!
Oh go on... don't let the worry get in the way of a good story... 
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One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out.
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
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GUZMAN1: One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out.
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
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Glitch101: nah I kind of like it here!
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GUZMAN1: One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out.
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well".
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
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GUZMAN1: Corsican language sounds more or less understandable for me. It's the first phrase I've read, only an opinion.
Yes Guz, it has roots from Italian, a Romance language. Wouldn't be difficult for you to read it, hearing it might be another story.
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Bogart_1960: old man tricks !! Good manners cost nothing!
Absolutely Bogart.
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Delatude: Yes Guz, it has roots from Italian, a Romance language. Wouldn't be difficult for you to read it, hearing it might be another story.
Surely. I'm not good in languages.
Another joke.
A Japanese man who went to London sightseeing. On the final day of his holiday, he called a cab to the airport.
During the journey, a Nissan drove past the cab. Thereupon, the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota zoomed past the cab. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and shouted, " Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the cab. For the third time, the the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, ", Mitsubishi! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little irritated, but he kept quiet... this went on for quite some time. Finally, the cab arrived at the airport.
The fare was £150... The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah?... so expensive!"
The driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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GUZMAN1: Surely. I'm not good in languages.
Another joke.
A Japanese man who went to London sightseeing. On the final day of his holiday, he called a cab to the airport.
During the journey, a Nissan drove past the cab. Thereupon, the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota zoomed past the cab. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and shouted, " Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the cab. For the third time, the the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, ", Mitsubishi! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little irritated, but he kept quiet... this went on for quite some time. Finally, the cab arrived at the airport.
The fare was £150... The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah?... so expensive!"
The driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
Another joke.
A Japanese man who went to London sightseeing. On the final day of his holiday, he called a cab to the airport.
During the journey, a Nissan drove past the cab. Thereupon, the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota zoomed past the cab. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and shouted, " Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the cab. For the third time, the the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, ", Mitsubishi! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little irritated, but he kept quiet... this went on for quite some time. Finally, the cab arrived at the airport.
The fare was £150... The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah?... so expensive!"
The driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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Never say "merci beaucoup" to a Türk !!!!!
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