man marries goat (28)
michaelrightMid louth, Louth Ireland75 Threads 1 Polls 5,769 PostsJust heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
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michaelright: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
goats need love too
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unlaoised: goats need love too
Yeah fair enough ,but how would one go about that??------ This thread is Archived ------
In response to: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
why is he calling his wife a goat??
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The goat can not break his heart.
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unlaoised: the goat was cheaper anyway
True dat.
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unlaoised: goats need love too
As an old goat i agreed.My meat is slighty tougher but has a rich mature flavour to it
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michaelright: Yeah fair enough ,but how would one go about that??
Well...it goes like this...first you whisper sweet nothing into it's ear. You then move to it's neck, gently nuzzling and kissing your way to it's shoulder...getting the picture?
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sirLarryIII: As an old goat i agreed.My meat is slighty tougher but has a rich mature flavour to it
quite so!
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michaelright: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
Isn't there a law against marrying a kid?
I know, bahahahad joke
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He can milk the goat, make cheese, butter etc.
Try proposing that to a woman. 
Try proposing that to a woman.
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MADDOG69: He can milk the goat, make cheese, butter etc.
Try proposing that to a woman.
Try proposing that to a woman.
Really MD...why would we do all that when we can pop down to Tesco and pick it up off the shelves?
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michaelright: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
well the greek god thing halfway made sense now... he is just maintaining Satyr´s family lineage....
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On the other hand if things don,t work out between them I hear goats great on the BBQ! 
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The marriage is not valid. The priest was a monkey.
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So, he married a Capricorn?
I can personally attest to their many fine qualities!
I can personally attest to their many fine qualities!
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michaelright: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
I find it..... baaaaaa fling.
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JeanKimberley: I find it..... baaaaaa fling.
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michaelright: Just heard a man in brazil married his goat, how can that be possible.
Lucky him!
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abcWOMAN: Lucky him!
Yeah, Dad was Baaaaaaaaddddd.------ This thread is Archived ------
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