Britain, stop being selfish and speak German like everybody else!! (66)
like everybody else? Here only a few speak german!
Sure, they will speak german and they will drive on the right side.
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As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
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Bogart_1960: As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
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Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
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In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
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Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
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GUZMAN1: like everybody else? Here only a few speak german!
Sure, they will speak german and they will drive on the right side.
Sure, they will speak german and they will drive on the right side.
I drive on the right side
something wrong with driving on the right side 
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Bloody hell , now we have to speak german ? !!
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Or God verdorie ....
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Adalstef: Maybe you should start practicing by saying, EU verpiss dich
......ya.........lass dich....einsargen........
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Adalstef: BRITAIN was told to 'speak German' like the rest of Europe last night.
One of Angela Merkel's closest allies demanded that Britain be 'less selfish' towards the EU, despite being outside the single currency and consider levying a Europe-wide financial tax to help the ailing eurozone.
Volker Kauder claimed the whole of Europe was now speaking German by following Angela Merkel's leadership and so should Britain.
Angular Merkel can go take a running bloody jump .One of Angela Merkel's closest allies demanded that Britain be 'less selfish' towards the EU, despite being outside the single currency and consider levying a Europe-wide financial tax to help the ailing eurozone.
Volker Kauder claimed the whole of Europe was now speaking German by following Angela Merkel's leadership and so should Britain.
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Angela Merkel at her finest 
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Hello_Kittykat: Bloody hell , now we have to speak german ? !!
You Dutch already speak... sort of... german, dont you?
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SoonerGal: I drive on the right side something wrong with driving on the right side
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RDM59: Aye, take out the middleman and go straight to learning Mandarin .....
I NO u learnd somptin on CS!
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HotrodLarrys: I NO u learnd somptin on CS!
???, ?? Rarry .....
Translation
Good morning Larry .....
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RDM59: ???, ?? Rarry ..... Translation
Good morning Larry .....
Good morning Larry .....
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truheart1941: .......morning Tom.......no the german people are all right.......but like us, are led by morons.......I would sooner see Britain....sink into the sea......then having to be ruled by EU......laws.....it may be hard at first, but we will survive........jmo.
Memo, strike Tru off Christmas card list.
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truheart1941: .......morning Tom.......no the german people are all right.......but like us, are led by morons.......I would sooner see Britain....sink into the sea......then having to be ruled by EU......laws.....it may be hard at first, but we will survive........jmo.
what may be hard? living under the sea?
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One of Angela Merkel's closest allies demanded that Britain be 'less selfish' towards the EU, despite being outside the single currency and consider levying a Europe-wide financial tax to help the ailing eurozone.
Volker Kauder claimed the whole of Europe was now speaking German by following Angela Merkel's leadership and so should Britain.