Why can't a woman be a priest? (64)

Reminds me of something that went through my mind, i went to a show a few years back.. there on "stage"..its a giant marble stage up these marble stairs, with an almost naked statue dude placed all around the walls of the place, in different poses,

theres these 3 dude actors standing at a huge marble thingy with giant shiny golden goblets and these big dresses on them, it seems they are doing the job bout 40 years yet none of them know their words and have to read from the script...they waft around long scarves and a hat on one of them and they all there feeding each other bits of wafer and sharing this wine outta a chalice and i thought.,.. but the others in the audience didnt see as much as me..they were on their knees with their heads facing the ground.

Why can't they come up with something like a femine outfit instead dressed up like a man, they look freaking ridiculous dressed up like a male priest.