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pedalguy59: I phoned in sick to work today and the Boss said "How sick are you"
I said...."Well, I'm in bed with my Sister".
I said...."Well, I'm in bed with my Sister".
is this a joke in sick joke category?------ This thread is Archived ------
Leo_7: is this a joke in sick joke category?
Tell us a joke Leo.------ This thread is Archived ------
pedalguy59: Tell us a joke Leo.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Leo_7: A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Oh that is just SICK Leo.------ This thread is Archived ------
I used up all of my sick days, so I had to call out dead. 
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CuddlingSoul: I used up all of my sick days, so I had to call out dead.
aww poor cuddling.....
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Torless: aww poor cuddling.....
Shush, I'm dead. 
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So, when I show-up for work tomorrow. I'll claim miraculous resurrection. 
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i had some work once, chewing hay for gummy horses...
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pedro27: i had some work once, chewing hay for gummy horses...
Ah Pedro, we are still thinking about that one.------ This thread is Archived ------
CuddlingSoul: So, when I show-up for work tomorrow. I'll claim miraculous resurrection.
Well it is Christmas
Oh wait ...
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serene56: Well it is Christmas Oh wait ...
Excuse me, I'm still dead. I know, I know it looks like I'm sleeping, but I couldn't find a dead emote.------ This thread is Archived ------
CuddlingSoul: Excuse me, I'm still dead. I know, I know it looks like I'm sleeping, but I couldn't find a dead emote.
This one's underused
And extremely irritating for some reason.
RIP
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Thanks. Whoops! I mean: 
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CuddlingSoul: Excuse me, I'm still dead. I know, I know it looks like I'm sleeping, but I couldn't find a dead emote.
I am glad you said resurrection....
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Torless: I am glad you said resurrection....
Me too, thank you miss. 
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Here they say they are having an MDO
either a mental day off, or another meaning...
either a mental day off, or another meaning...
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Torless: Here they say they are having an MDO
either a mental day off, or another meaning...
My luck, if I called out due to a mental health emergency, they might send me away for a 30 day evaluation. either a mental day off, or another meaning...
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I said...."Well, I'm in bed with my Sister".