My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire (38)

Dec 16, 2013 6:25 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Hi...
All You “Love Struck” Women Out There???
This Super Romantic Genius, Awaits Your Response.......???

After Havin A Few Beers In The Phoenix Park, A While Ago.
I Start Walk’n Home, Through The Park, Towards The Castleknock Gates.

“Suddenly”

Out Of The Blue?.... Coming Towards Me, Is A, “Swerving Patrol Car”!
Drivin By The Worst Drink Drivers In The Country. “The “GARDAI”...”

"Amazingly"….. They Stop, Just In Time, To Avoid Smashing Into Me.
As They Swerved, And Smashed There Patrol car, Into The Revene.
Hitting A Poor O’l Innocent Man Walk’n His Cat.

They Panic’d & Leapt From Their Patrol Car.
As 2 Bright Blue Lights Suddenly Appear In The Sky.

They Sh*t Themselves Uncontrolably, Destroying There Uniforms,......
Smelling Of “Dirty UnderPants.
As They Franticly Made Their Getaway Into The Night.
Knocking Over Some Deer’s Along The Way.
As I Looked Up, I Noticed, The Lights Were Actually Coming From An Alien Space Craft.

Anyway.....

I Leapt, Into Their Abandoned Patrol Car To Flee...
And, As I Turn The Ignition.
The Doors Suddenly Lock "By Themselves"??? Trapping Me Inside.

The Aliens Spoke To Me (Through The “Car Stereo”) There Message, Was This…?...//
That I Would Be Givin A Special Gift, & By Using This Special Gift.
I Would Inherit Special Super Human Abilities, I Would Become A "Super Hero"

"Unfortunetly Though" ...They Said???

That I'd Have To Work Closely With The Eegits In Blue.
The “Usless Uniformed Idiots.
To Help Them Solve Some Crimes, As They Were Incapable Of Solving Crimes By Themselves.

The Aliens Teleport Me A Black.............. “Nike Sports Bag”.
Which Appears, Next To Me On The Passenger Seat.
Eager To Find Out Its Contents, I Rip It Open.
Inside, I Find A Red Superman Suit (With Cape)

Uninterested, Uncooperative & Unwilling, To Work With The Gardai.
I Ignored The Aliens... &
Chose,......“NOT” .....To Use The Suit, To Fight Crime, And Change The World.

But Instead,...
To Use The Suit ........To Change The World For One "Lucky Lady"

Unfortunetly Tho????

As I Took The Suit from The Bag, The Instructions Blew Away.
Sinse Then, Ive Been Try’n To Figure Out How To Use The Suit???

But Without The Instructions……….. I Couldn't Use The Suit.
I Became...
” NOT” A "Super Hero.......... But A "Super Looser".
For Example...

Whenever I Try To Say The Right Thing, - I Say The Wrong Thing
Whenever I Try To Protect A Woman, - I Get Bashed
Whenever I Try To Help The Gardai, - I Get Arrested
Whenever I Try To Fly, - I Hurt Myself

So, Lady's Please. ......???

Next Time Your Strolling Through The Pheonix Park..............
Please Keep An Eye Out For A Set Of Instructions In Alien Language.

I Would Leave A Contact Number,???
But My Phone Does’nt Work On This Planet.....
If Ever Your In Difficulty, In Need Of Rescue...
Dont, Call The "Ghost Busters", Call Me....lol

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Dec 16, 2013 6:28 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
It's A True Story...

Just Finished My New Autobiography Explaining My Whole Experience...

Will Be Appearing On Dragons Den Soon...

I'm Only Gonna Ask For 100 Billion, In Return For 2% Equity In My New Publishing Business.....

Will Be Hiring Staff Soon... Anyone Interested In Making Above Minimum Wage.... Please Contact Dragons Den Directly.

Otherwise Tune In And Watch Me Become A Multi Billionaire Live On TV...

RTE 1 - 8Pm

XxSouLsEaRcHerxX The ......"sOciaL RomAnTic geNiuS"
Dec 16, 2013 6:32 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland211 Threads 7 Polls 9,916 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: It's A True Story...

Just Finished My New Autobiography Explaining My Whole Experience...

Will Be Appearing On Dragons Den Soon...

I'm Only Gonna Ask For 100 Billion, In Return For 2% Equity In My New Publishing Business.....

Will Be Hiring Staff Soon... Anyone Interested In Making Above Minimum Wage.... Please Contact Dragons Den Directly.

Otherwise Tune In And Watch Me Become A Multi Billionaire Live On TV...

RTE 1 - 8Pm

XxSouLsEaRcHerxX The ......"sOciaL RomAnTic geNiuS"
are you related to tinyfangs by any chance ?
Dec 16, 2013 6:34 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Who's Tiny Fangs Mate??
Dec 16, 2013 6:36 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland211 Threads 7 Polls 9,916 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Who's Tiny Fangs Mate??
the resident author on here she writes good reading material just like yourself grin
Dec 16, 2013 6:39 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Thanks MJPD54.....

Take That As A Compliment Mate....

No, No Relation....

Everything I Post Is From The Head...

Type As I Go Along....

Whatever I See As Humour I Type Mate...
Dec 16, 2013 6:39 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Thanks MJPD54.....

Take That As A Compliment Mate....

No, No Relation....

Everything I Post Is From The Head...

Type As I Go Along....

Whatever I See As Humour I Type Mate...
Dec 16, 2013 6:40 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland211 Threads 7 Polls 9,916 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Thanks MJPD54.....

Take That As A Compliment Mate....

No, No Relation....

Everything I Post Is From The Head...

Type As I Go Along....

Whatever I See As Humour I Type Mate...
no bover m8e
Dec 16, 2013 6:49 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Neil Armstrong, Was Only The Second Man On The Moon...

I Was There First
Dec 16, 2013 6:53 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
WESTERNSTAR1
WESTERNSTAR1WESTERNSTAR1†_ °_†, Cork Ireland9 Threads 6 Polls 4,831 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Neil Armstrong, Was Only The Second Man On The Moon...

I Was There First
houston we have a problem rolling on the floor laughing XxSouLsEaRcHerxXhandshake
Dec 16, 2013 6:55 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
Alienone
AlienoneAlienoneBetween n4 and n7, Kildare Ireland2 Threads 134 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Neil Armstrong, Was Only The Second Man On The Moon...

I Was There First


They shud have left you there. If they can put one man on the moon they definitely shud have put a few million more rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 16, 2013 6:56 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Westernstar You Do Have Competition....lol


hahahahah
Dec 16, 2013 6:58 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
WESTERNSTAR1
WESTERNSTAR1WESTERNSTAR1†_ °_†, Cork Ireland9 Threads 6 Polls 4,831 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Westernstar You Do Have Competition....lolhahahahah
crying
Dec 16, 2013 6:58 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland211 Threads 7 Polls 9,916 Posts
Alienone: They shud have left you there. If they can put one man on the moon they definitely shud have put a few million more
its christmas you couldnt leave that poor fella all alone on the moon thats shocking scold
Dec 16, 2013 7:00 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
He's Not Alone Mate....

He Is At One With Universe
Dec 16, 2013 7:00 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
sirLarryIII
sirLarryIIIsirLarryIIIClump, Kildare Ireland115 Threads 15 Polls 3,724 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Neil Armstrong, Was Only The Second Man On The Moon...

I Was There First


LIAR!!very mad Everyone knows that a moon landing by a man has never taken place professor
Dec 16, 2013 7:03 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Donald Trump Is Building A Golf Corse There...

That il Keep Him Busy....
Dec 16, 2013 7:25 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
Alienone
AlienoneAlienoneBetween n4 and n7, Kildare Ireland2 Threads 134 Posts
mjpd67: its christmas you couldnt leave that poor fella all alone on the moon thats shocking



Watch me tongue
Dec 16, 2013 7:30 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland56 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Watch You...??

All I Can see Is A Christmas Tree....
Dec 16, 2013 7:36 PM CST My Experience, How To Become A Billionaire
WESTERNSTAR1
WESTERNSTAR1WESTERNSTAR1†_ °_†, Cork Ireland9 Threads 6 Polls 4,831 Posts
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX: Watch You...??

All I Can see Is A Christmas Tree....
it's a optical illusion she's really an alien laugh transport
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