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Jan 2, 2014 9:19 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
Courtesy of Maya Angelou

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to…

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

a youth she’s content to leave behind….

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

a feeling of control over her destiny.
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Jan 2, 2014 9:21 AM CST Every woman should have
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK377 Threads 8 Polls 24,763 Posts
unlaoised: Courtesy of Maya Angelou

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to…

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

a youth she’s content to leave behind….

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

a feeling of control over her destiny.



What about a husband???????
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Jan 2, 2014 9:22 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
Every Woman Should Know...

how to fall in love without losing herself.

how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship…

when to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY…

that she can’t change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

that her childhood may not have been perfect…but its over…

what she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…

how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it…

whom she can trust,
whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t take it personally…

where to go…
be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
or a charming inn in the woods…
when her soul needs soothing…

what she can and can’t accomplish in a day…
a month…and a year…
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Jan 2, 2014 9:23 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
tomcatwarne: What about a husband???????


laugh This is for the girls, Tom. Not every woman should have one of those laugh
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Jan 2, 2014 9:23 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised: Courtesy of Maya Angelou

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to…

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

a youth she’s content to leave behind….

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

a feeling of control over her destiny.


Is "a cordless drill" a euphemism for v***rator? If not, then that should be included. laugh
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Jan 2, 2014 9:24 AM CST Every woman should have
MADDOG69: Is "a cordless drill" a euphemism for v***rator? If not, then that should be included.

Why the fck is v.i.b.r.a.t.o.r. censored?? crying
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Jan 2, 2014 9:24 AM CST Every woman should have
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK33 Threads 4 Polls 21,245 Posts
unlaoised: Courtesy of Maya Angelou

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to…

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

a youth she’s content to leave behind….

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

a feeling of control over her destiny.

But what if I don't want, or need all those things?
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Jan 2, 2014 9:24 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
MADDOG69: Is "a cordless drill" a euphemism for v***rator? If not, then that should be included.


Nope, a cordless drill means...a cordless drill. Perhaps we can keep this one decent.
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Jan 2, 2014 9:25 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
jac379: But what if I don't want, or need all those things?


Then don't have them laugh I love this. Each to their own
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Jan 2, 2014 9:25 AM CST Every woman should have
jac379: But what if I don't want, or need all those things?

She said it was for the girls, Jac.
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Jan 2, 2014 9:25 AM CST Every woman should have
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK377 Threads 8 Polls 24,763 Posts
unlaoised: This is for the girls, Tom. Not every woman should have one of those



Right lao (makes note, is she gay?)
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Jan 2, 2014 9:26 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised: Nope, a cordless drill means...a cordless drill. Perhaps we can keep this one decent.

Nah... too late for that.
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Jan 2, 2014 9:26 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
tomcatwarne: Right lao (makes note, is she gay?)


Who me?
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Jan 2, 2014 9:28 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised: Who me?

It's funny when people call you unla or lao... would ya not tell them that it's a play on words of a place called laois. laugh
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Jan 2, 2014 9:28 AM CST Every woman should have
KNenagh
KNenaghKNenaghAachen, Kilkenny Ireland10 Threads 11,796 Posts
unlaoised: Courtesy of Maya Angelou

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to…

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

a youth she’s content to leave behind….

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

a feeling of control over her destiny.


Yep, have all those and more. wine

A good roundup of what's important L. handshake
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Jan 2, 2014 9:28 AM CST Every woman should have
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK33 Threads 4 Polls 21,245 Posts
MADDOG69: She said it was for the girls, Jac.

Aaah...I'm glad I'm a woman. tip hat
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Jan 2, 2014 9:29 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
MADDOG69: It's funny when people call you unla or lao... would ya not tell them that it's a play on words of a place called laois.


Because it's not smile It's a play on the Gaelic version of my name.
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Jan 2, 2014 9:29 AM CST Every woman should have
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK377 Threads 8 Polls 24,763 Posts
unlaoised: Who me?



When you said you shouldn't have a husband, the thought crossed my mindgrin grin grin grin
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Jan 2, 2014 9:29 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland38 Threads 16,846 Posts
KNenagh: Yep, have all those and more.

A good roundup of what's important L.


thumbs up I think so too, K handshake
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Jan 2, 2014 9:30 AM CST Every woman should have
unlaoised: Because it's not It's a play on the Gaelic version of my name.

Oh right... I thought it was like unlaoise as in unleashed or something. doh
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