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Feb 3, 2014 6:23 PM CST breaking news
IWILLTEASEYOU
IWILLTEASEYOUIWILLTEASEYOUTIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland59 Threads 1 Polls 933 Posts
Today, well-known mob hitman Johnny Two-Shoes admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack.



mumbling
Feb 3, 2014 6:59 PM CST breaking news
Green_Sleeves
Green_SleevesGreen_SleevesCarlow, Ireland174 Threads 37 Polls 4,812 Posts
Frog goes into a bank, looking for a loan!


Goes to the counter and says to the cashier, Paddy Whack; "Hello, I'd like to take out a loan of 10,000!"

Paddy Whack, amazed at this says; "have you got a guarantor?!"

The frog replies; "Well, my dad is Mick Jagger!"


Paddy Whack, not convinced by this insists that some collateral may be necessary, so, the frog, rummaging in his bag pulls out a porcelain ornament and plants it on the counter!

Paddy Whack tells the frog to wait while he talks to his manager!


So, Paddy, explains the situation to his boss, whom, after a few moments reflection turns to Paddy and says; "Its a knick-knack Paddy Wack! Give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!"


laugh
Feb 3, 2014 7:04 PM CST breaking news
IWILLTEASEYOU
IWILLTEASEYOUIWILLTEASEYOUTIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland59 Threads 1 Polls 933 Posts
Green_Sleeves: Frog goes into a bank, looking for a loan!Goes to the counter and says to the cashier, Paddy Whack; "Hello, I'd like to take out a loan of 10,000!"

Paddy Whack, amazed at this says; "have you got a guarantor?!"

The frog replies; "Well, my dad is Mick Jagger!"Paddy Whack, not convinced by this insists that some collateral may be necessary, so, the frog, rummaging in his bag pulls out a porcelain ornament and plants it on the counter!

Paddy Whack tells the frog to wait while he talks to his manager!So, Paddy, explains the situation to his boss, whom, after a few moments reflection turns to Paddy and says; "Its a knick-knack Paddy Wack! Give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!"



mick jagger has slept with thousands of women
he said in an interview that he always wanted to sleep with kate moss
but it just never happened
I guess a rolling s4one gathers no moss mumbling
Feb 3, 2014 7:28 PM CST breaking news
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
Feb 4, 2014 11:59 AM CST breaking news
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland39 Threads 1 Polls 360 Posts
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Feb 4, 2014 11:59 AM CST breaking news
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxXXxSouLsEaRcHerxXBlanchardstown, Dublin Ireland39 Threads 1 Polls 360 Posts
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