MADDOG69: Your crime is being a Kiki. For your life sentence we're sending you to somewhere completely and utterly different....Australia.
For the crime of misspelling "Kiwi" you are hereby sentenced to a non defined period of time at the Guinness factory at St James's Gate, where your cell will be right next to the bottling plant where you will be able to see, hear and smell that dark drop but never ever taste it, instead, you will be given a can of fosters every day.
Reb for the crime of enquiring about illicit substances (Of which we do have some excellent buds here) you are here by sentenced to serve as a public servant in the office of goodwill. Everyday for the next 3 years you shall wear an "I love Obama" cap, T-shirt and hand out Obama buttons to everyone you meet through out your great nation.
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