Worst chat up lines (101)
Sith_masterBirmingham, Warwickshire, England UK3 Threads 1 Polls 29 PostsWorst chat up likes there must be a few out there lol
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Sith_master: Worst chat up likes there must be a few out there lol
No offense mate, but you should be asking for the best ones.------ This thread is Archived ------
I did but no one told me any
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Sith_master: I did but no one told me any
Best place is at the Supermarket, a simple Good afternoon,and a smile, then lead with a question.
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I couldn't think of any worst chat up lines cause you see I have a case of Sometimeers. lol
I prefer funny chat up lines like the one I posted below which I copied/pasted off a pic cause your thread doesn't allow them.lol
"Shall we head back to my place or are we just going to let our shadows have all the fun.
I prefer funny chat up lines like the one I posted below which I copied/pasted off a pic cause your thread doesn't allow them.lol
"Shall we head back to my place or are we just going to let our shadows have all the fun.
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pedalguy59: How flattering.
Charming eh? I wasn't amused.
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There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
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Sith_master: Worst chat up likes there must be a few out there lol
"Fancy a roide"
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Want to join the dark side or play with my lightsaber?
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"Hey babe, ya wanna boogie ? Boogie-oogie-oogie with me ?". 
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bamaboy410: I'm not a weather man.... but you can expect a few inches tonite .... lol
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"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away"
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Did you just fall from heaven?.. Cause your face is f..ked up 
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Here are some hilarious chat up lines:
So many curves – and me without brakes.
I have a new alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ringing in the morning?
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I don’t want to get you into bed! I’m ok with the couch.
I would like to have breakfast with you. Can I invite you for dinner?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past again?
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools when we were kids?
I’m organ donor, do you need something?
I’m new to the area, can you please show me the way to your house?
I’m incredibly rich and have only 2 weeks left to live.
You must be the real reason for global warning.
Is it really that hot in here or is it just you?
I’m lost. Can I go with you?
What kind of landmarks are there in your town, except you?
Let me know how any of these work for you! 
So many curves – and me without brakes.
I have a new alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ringing in the morning?
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I don’t want to get you into bed! I’m ok with the couch.
I would like to have breakfast with you. Can I invite you for dinner?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past again?
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools when we were kids?
I’m organ donor, do you need something?
I’m new to the area, can you please show me the way to your house?
I’m incredibly rich and have only 2 weeks left to live.
You must be the real reason for global warning.
Is it really that hot in here or is it just you?
I’m lost. Can I go with you?
What kind of landmarks are there in your town, except you?
Let me know how any of these work for you!
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KNenagh: Here are some hilarious chat up lines:
So many curves – and me without brakes.
I have a new alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ringing in the morning?
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I don’t want to get you into bed! I’m ok with the couch.
I would like to have breakfast with you. Can I invite you for dinner?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past again?
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools when we were kids?
I’m organ donor, do you need something?
I’m new to the area, can you please show me the way to your house?
I’m incredibly rich and have only 2 weeks left to live.
You must be the real reason for global warning.
Is it really that hot in here or is it just you?
I’m lost. Can I go with you?
What kind of landmarks are there in your town, except you?Let me know how any of these work for you!
So many curves – and me without brakes.
I have a new alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ringing in the morning?
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I don’t want to get you into bed! I’m ok with the couch.
I would like to have breakfast with you. Can I invite you for dinner?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past again?
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools when we were kids?
I’m organ donor, do you need something?
I’m new to the area, can you please show me the way to your house?
I’m incredibly rich and have only 2 weeks left to live.
You must be the real reason for global warning.
Is it really that hot in here or is it just you?
I’m lost. Can I go with you?
What kind of landmarks are there in your town, except you?Let me know how any of these work for you!
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@KN
No.
No.
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serene56: @KN
No.
No.
Damn serene, I was hoping for feedback to head out next weekend with the best working chat up lines.
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KNenagh: Damn serene, I was hoping for feedback to head out next weekend with the best working chat up lines.
How about this one
Is that a mirror in your pocket
Cos I can see myself in your pants
Sorry
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serene56: How about this one
Is that a mirror in your pocket Cos I can see myself in your pants Sorry
Is that a mirror in your pocket Cos I can see myself in your pants Sorry
That'll work alright serene. 
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