The Diamond-Broach! (14)
Good one Conrad...good weekend but not sure the rest of his week will go well. ------ This thread is Archived ------
2intrigued: Good one Conrad...good weekend but not sure the rest of his week will go well.
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Cheque books? fax machines? come on Conrad, 
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Conrad73: A man and a hot babe walk into a jewelry store. Standing over the mans shoulder, the babe points to various diamonds under the counter.
The owner of the shop approaches them and asks 'May I help you?'. The man in replies 'Why yes, I'd like to buy my loving girlfriend here your best diamond broach.'
Hearing this the babe with a twinkle in her eye smiles.
The owner sets the broach out and the man cuts a check for it promising to pick up the broach after the check has cleared after the weekend.
Completely satisfied, the owner puts the check in the till and the broach in the safe.
Comes Monday and the owner of the shop finds out that the check didn't clear. Around 2:00 the man comes in the shop without the babe on his hip.
The owner says 'Hey! Your check didn't clear with the Bank!'
The man replies, 'Yeah I know, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience. But can you just imagine the weekend I had? ' .
The owner of the shop approaches them and asks 'May I help you?'. The man in replies 'Why yes, I'd like to buy my loving girlfriend here your best diamond broach.'
Hearing this the babe with a twinkle in her eye smiles.
The owner sets the broach out and the man cuts a check for it promising to pick up the broach after the check has cleared after the weekend.
Completely satisfied, the owner puts the check in the till and the broach in the safe.
Comes Monday and the owner of the shop finds out that the check didn't clear. Around 2:00 the man comes in the shop without the babe on his hip.
The owner says 'Hey! Your check didn't clear with the Bank!'
The man replies, 'Yeah I know, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience. But can you just imagine the weekend I had? ' .
You need learn grammar.
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miljanovic: You need learn grammar.
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gee"s if i was the woman i would of waited for the broach first then give him a good weekend...
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shell1964: gee"s if i was the woman i would of waited for the broach first then give him a good weekend...
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miljanovic: When i need laugh i always watching your posts, hahahaha...
enjoying the AFFinder,Sunshine?
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miljanovic: When i need laugh i always watching your posts, hahahaha...
and you talk about my Grammar,Banausos?
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The owner of the shop approaches them and asks 'May I help you?'. The man in replies 'Why yes, I'd like to buy my loving girlfriend here your best diamond broach.'
Hearing this the babe with a twinkle in her eye smiles.
The owner sets the broach out and the man cuts a check for it promising to pick up the broach after the check has cleared after the weekend.
Completely satisfied, the owner puts the check in the till and the broach in the safe.
Comes Monday and the owner of the shop finds out that the check didn't clear. Around 2:00 the man comes in the shop without the babe on his hip.
The owner says 'Hey! Your check didn't clear with the Bank!'
The man replies, 'Yeah I know, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience. But can you just imagine the weekend I had? ' .