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online today!online today!ali110Hamburg, Germany1,842 Threads 428 Polls 27,973 PostsToday , two of my house worker were looking at me and laughing , when I asked they were shy to tell , I was curious , althey didn't tell me till evening but laughing when I forced them to tell , one of them said : when I entered in your room I was shocked suddenly , your tool was very erracted and moving while I was sleeping, my goodness, I can't control bit becoz I can't while sleeping ,
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ali110: Today , two of my house worker were looking at me and laughing , when I asked they were shy to tell , I was curious , althey didn't tell me till evening but laughing when I forced them to tell , one of them said : when I entered in your room I was shocked suddenly , your tool was very erracted and moving while I was sleeping, my goodness, I can't control bit becoz I can't while sleeping ,
That`s easy to fix ali tie a bell on it before bed! 
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ali110: Today , two of my house worker were looking at me and laughing , when I asked they were shy to tell , I was curious , althey didn't tell me till evening but laughing when I forced them to tell , one of them said : when I entered in your room I was shocked suddenly , your tool was very erracted and moving while I was sleeping, my goodness, I can't control bit becoz I can't while sleeping ,
At first I thought you were going to say that you had a length of toilet paper hanging outside of the back of your pants but now I realize that you must have a snake charmer working magic in your room while you sleep.
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Tell them to close their eyes next time.
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2intrigued: At first I thought you were going to say that you had a length of toilet paper hanging outside of the back of your pants but now I realize that you must have a snake charmer working magic in your room while you sleep.
I hate when that happens.------ This thread is Archived ------
joey987: I hate when that happens.
What, the toilet paper or the snake charmer bit.
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ali110: Today , two of my house worker were looking at me and laughing , when I asked they were shy to tell , I was curious , althey didn't tell me till evening but laughing when I forced them to tell , one of them said : when I entered in your room I was shocked suddenly , your tool was very erracted and moving while I was sleeping, my goodness, I can't control bit becoz I can't while sleeping ,
Are your house-workers always in the habit of carrying microscopes around with them, Ali?!
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Cover it with a thimble before you go to bed.
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2intrigued: What, the toilet paper or the snake charmer bit.
The toilet paper, but I did mean it in a totally sarcastic way. It has never really happened to me before. I swear!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
joey987: The toilet paper, but I did mean it in a totally sarcastic way. It has never really happened to me before. I swear!!!
Yeah, yeah...tell me more.
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2intrigued: Yeah, yeah...tell me more.
But if it did happen I hope you wouldn' t tell anyone about it. Except for me of course before I walk out the door.------ This thread is Archived ------
rebel2: Cover it with a thimble before you go to bed.
Brilliant! ------ This thread is Archived ------
LadyDiz2: Brilliant!
Does someone want to borrow my thimble?------ This thread is Archived ------
This is the sort if thing immature adolescent boys talk about
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joey987: But if it did happen I hope you wouldn' t tell anyone about it. Except for me of course before I walk out the door.
Nah, I wouldn't tell anyone about it...they'll see it for themselves. Wouldn't want to waste an opportunity for a few laughs.
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leave your tools in the shed at night
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2intrigued: Nah, I wouldn't tell anyone about it...they'll see it for themselves. Wouldn't want to waste an opportunity for a few laughs.
It would be pretty funny though. I am not afraid to have a laugh at myself. I think the same thing happened to the principal in The Breakfast Club.------ This thread is Archived ------
Now that was a good one. Cheers Dandy
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LadyDiz2: Brilliant!
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RedHeadedTaurus: Now that was a good one. Cheers Dandy
Ooops, I forgot to quote Dandelion's post...
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