This is still funny you had to have been there to see this taxi driver slamming his fore head thinking; "he got it"
One day I took a taxi home as I was going out to a party that night. I normally take the bus home, as I had no car.
I told the taxi driver I was going to a party. He asked if I had someone to go with me. I told him that I did not. He offered to take me there.
I realized I was in trouble, as he was not my type, nor did I know him. I was afraid to offend him, so said that this would be fine. Then he said that he did not have my name. I told him that it was in the phone book. “Oh, Okay” he said. I was now at my destination and got out of his car in a hurry, after handing him his money. “Wait please,” he said; “I don’t have your phone number!” I told him that it was in the phone book also. He proceeded to slam himself on his forehead as if to say, of course how stupid of me!
And he drove off. Sure wondered how long it took him. It still makes me smile.
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One day I took a taxi home as I was going out to a party that night. I normally take the bus home, as I had no car.
I told the taxi driver I was going to a party. He asked if I had someone to go with me. I told him that I did not. He offered to take me there.
I realized I was in trouble, as he was not my type, nor did I know him. I was afraid to offend him, so said that this would be fine. Then he said that he did not have my name. I told him that it was in the phone book. “Oh, Okay” he said. I was now at my destination and got out of his car in a hurry, after handing him his money. “Wait please,” he said; “I don’t have your phone number!” I told him that it was in the phone book also. He proceeded to slam himself on his forehead as if to say, of course how stupid of me!
And he drove off. Sure wondered how long it took him. It still makes me smile.