My favorites are the blondes jokes........... (4)
britishcolumbian: My favorites are the blonde jokes.
This blonde was tired of being called a dumb blonde.
She told her husband; I will show you, just you wait and see!
I am going to paint some rooms today.
Several hours later the husband is coming home to find his wife all bundled up.
Why are you wearing all those clothes he asked her.
Okay husband you may think I am a dumb blonde but I can read!
Look what it says on the can; Use two coats
This blonde was tired of being called a dumb blonde.
She told her husband; I will show you, just you wait and see!
I am going to paint some rooms today.
Several hours later the husband is coming home to find his wife all bundled up.
Why are you wearing all those clothes he asked her.
Okay husband you may think I am a dumb blonde but I can read!
Look what it says on the can; Use two coats
All in fun though, don't want to offend anyone...
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
Good one Kenn.
Well nothing to offend it is all in fun.
I am a blonde myself so.............?
Well nothing to offend it is all in fun.
I am a blonde myself so.............?
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This blonde was tired of being called a dumb blonde.
She told her husband; I will show you, just you wait and see!
I am going to paint some rooms today.
Several hours later the husband is coming home to find his wife all bundled up.
Why are you wearing all those clothes he asked her.
Okay husband you may think I am a dumb blonde but I can read!
Look what it says on the can; Use two coats