I wish I had a boyfriend (97)
I wish I had a puncture repair kit for my girlfriend 
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rebel2: I wish I had a puncture repair kit for my girlfriend
Don't you have something to plug up the hole with?
Hiya rascal
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LadyDiz2: Don't you have something to plug up the hole with?
Hiya rascal
Yes, but the hole is in her ear and it would be indecent Hiya rascal
Hello nuisance!
<------ I just picked them from the cemetery 
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rebel2: Yes, but the hole is in her ear and it would be indecent
Hello nuisance! <------ I just picked them from the cemetery
Hello nuisance! <------ I just picked them from the cemetery
Quite right.
Cemetery? Oh I do like a thrifty man
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LadyDiz2: Quite right.
Cemetery? Oh I do like a thrifty man
I had to fight an old lady to get them! Cemetery? Oh I do like a thrifty man
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rebel2: I had to fight an old lady to get them!
All for me????
Thrifty and brave! Be still my beating heart
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LadyDiz2: All for me????
Thrifty and brave! Be still my beating heart
Well actually she beat me up, I had to buy them off her Thrifty and brave! Be still my beating heart
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rebel2: Well actually she beat me up, I had to buy them off her
Those granny handbags can be lethal
Never mind, you're still a hero in my eyes
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LadyDiz2: Those granny handbags can be lethal
Never mind, you're still a hero in my eyes
Awww thank you. She was 82, and tough! Never mind, you're still a hero in my eyes
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rebel2: Awww thank you. She was 82, and tough!
If you'd had your kilt on she would have been too busy trying to keep up her knickers too even notice the missing flowers.
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LadyDiz2: If you'd had your kilt on she would have been too busy trying to keep up her knickers too even notice the missing flowers.
She would have thought I had a shovel up my kilt 
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rebel2: She would have thought I had a shovel up my kilt
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LadyDiz2: Do you have an entire toolshed under there?
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LadyDiz2: Do you have an entire toolshed under there?
Just interrupting for a minute, to say you & Rebel totally cracked me up with your back & forth banter!
SO funny!!
OK....I'm backing on out so you can continue ~ Seriously, funny stuff!!
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rebel2: I wish I had a puncture repair kit for my girlfriend
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LadyLori: Just interrupting for a minute, to say you & Rebel totally cracked me up with your back & forth banter!
SO funny!!
OK....I'm backing on out so you can continue ~ Seriously, funny stuff!!
SO funny!!
OK....I'm backing on out so you can continue ~ Seriously, funny stuff!!
Lady diz u rock !!!
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I am sorry, but #1 is not do-able for me
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LadyDiz2: Do you have an entire toolshed under there?
only the tools that count I daresay
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rebel2: I wish I had a puncture repair kit for my girlfriend
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who could spend on on me his money, youth and energy
I wish I had a boyfriend
who could have offered me unconditional love and complete fidelity
I wish I had a boyfriend
who would have cared for me, far more than I have ever desired
I wish I had an everlasting boyfriend
who would have never been involved in any one else, engaged or hired
I wish I had a protective boyfriend
to whom I could call as entirely mine
I wish I had a real relationship with REAL SHINE