If Men Were Lizards..... (73)

Sep 14, 2014 4:18 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
DazzleDaze: Just-Because-Im-Awake-Doesn't-Mean-Im-Ready-To-Do-Anything


The man who convinces the world he rises at dawn, can sleep til noon wink
Sep 14, 2014 4:19 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
Fraya: I agree. Where in the name of jaysus were you going with this Hen?


Where I was going was trying to get people chatting, laughing, possible one-liners, innuendos and general craic.

Freud is taking a nap.

Put up a topic and we'll follow yours, so
Sep 14, 2014 4:20 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
henonpause: The man who convinces the world he rises at dawn, can sleep til noon
sleep give anything for a good nights blues moping
Sep 14, 2014 4:21 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
peachmelba: Gingsing and ginger tea,


I love the herbal teas; but to be honest I'm a coffee girl all the way.
coffee
Sep 14, 2014 4:21 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
henonpause: Lizards have the characteristic of being able to detach their tails in times of danger, leaving it wriggling about whilst they make a quick getaway. They grow another later.

Wonder would this suit some men?
Lizards have great tongue action also tongue
Sep 14, 2014 4:23 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
henonpause: I love the herbal teas; but to be honest I'm a coffee girl all the way.
jayus drank that earl grey tea once its like cats piss barf crying
Sep 14, 2014 5:03 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
mjpd67: sleep give anything for a good nights


Find yourself a good woman, exhaust your lizard, and you'll sleep like a baby wink
Sep 14, 2014 5:04 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
mjpd67: jayus drank that earl grey tea once its like cats piss



Lol, don't try green tea, or the real herbals, so, lol - Earl Grey ain't no herbal.
Sep 14, 2014 5:15 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
mjpd67: only lizard i know that talks is Barney or is he a dinosaur


A dinosaur, and a purple one at that - purple is never a good colour rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 14, 2014 5:30 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause: Lizards have the characteristic of being able to detach their tails in times of danger, leaving it wriggling about whilst they make a quick getaway. They grow another later.

Wonder would this suit some men?

So what you're saying is, this might suit men... if he was with his woman and she was nagging him and he wanted to go down the pub with his friends... he could then pull his mickey out and throw it in her general direction, and while she was preoccupied with it... you know... wriggling about, he could slip out the door? confused
Sep 14, 2014 5:44 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
MADDOG69: So what you're saying is, this might suit men... if he was with his woman and she was nagging him and he wanted to go down the pub with his friends... he could then pull his mickey out and throw it in her general direction, and while she was preoccupied with it... you know... wriggling about, he could slip out the door?


Gees, where are all these freudian wannabe's popping up from?

It's a euphemism, a hypothetical question, it's main purpose is to spur on light-hearted comments from participating CSers.

But to answer your question, yes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 14, 2014 6:58 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
buffytheslayer
buffytheslayerbuffytheslayerDublin, Ireland360 Posts
Sometimes im afraid a crocodile will jump up and bite me on the bum when im on the loo?


But thats a common fear...right?uh oh
Sep 14, 2014 7:14 PM CST If Men Were Lizards.....
DazzleDaze
DazzleDazeDazzleDazea river bog hill road, Meath Ireland4 Threads 1 Polls 264 Posts
henonpause: The man who convinces the world he rises at dawn, can sleep til noon

I like sleep it's like being dead without the commitment grin
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