Would you support prisons and cells for men and women combine. Why? (77)
Benny1518: Ziusudra. Thanks for the info. The 14th century is the Dark Ages. We can't treat law breakers so terrible today.they could sue .
Yes, punish me for my crime, but don't punish my weenie, Weenie must have beaver while in prison. 
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2intriqued. Could you imagined how much the crime rate would go up.
I would break into prison so I could be locked away. They would have to give all the serial killers and p*dophile a one way ticket to Mars to create space.
I would break into prison so I could be locked away. They would have to give all the serial killers and p*dophile a one way ticket to Mars to create space.
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rebel2: I suggest we get back to CS being a dating site.
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It looks like Elvis was way ahead of his time...
"Jailhouse Rock"
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
"Jailhouse Rock"
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
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yep,remember that one!
Been a while now!
Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
but it be more like this!
Well, you wake up in the mornin', you hear the work bell ring
And they march you to the table, you see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table and no pork up in the pan
But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
Yonder come Miss Rosie, how in the world did you know?
By the way she wears her apron and the clothes she wore
Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand
She come to see the governor, she wants to free her man
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
If you're ever in Houston, oh you better do the right
You better not gamble and you better not fight
Or the sheriff will grab you and the boys, will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy, oh you're prison bound
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
Songwriters
TRADITIONAL
Been a while now!
Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
but it be more like this!
Well, you wake up in the mornin', you hear the work bell ring
And they march you to the table, you see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table and no pork up in the pan
But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
Yonder come Miss Rosie, how in the world did you know?
By the way she wears her apron and the clothes she wore
Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand
She come to see the governor, she wants to free her man
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
If you're ever in Houston, oh you better do the right
You better not gamble and you better not fight
Or the sheriff will grab you and the boys, will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy, oh you're prison bound
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a light on me
Let the midnight special, shine a ever lovin' light on me
Songwriters
TRADITIONAL
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Ziusudra.. Appreciate you wanting to respond the this funny thread but you have gone over the deep end. What does food stamps , Obamabucks and Barry have to do with this thread.
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Dragos. Rebel. I suggest we go back to the dating site.
Funny, funny, funny
Funny, funny, funny
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Dragos1. Are you complaining about an idea that could help you.
I would break into prison so I could get hard time
I would break into prison so I could get hard time
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Harryonline.. Great. Elvis had an appropriate song for this thread.
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Crayon.. This is the scientific age . All female would be rendered temporary barren until they leave the system.
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The women would have to be shared out equally
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Tomcat. Benny. The women would have to be shared equally.
I don't think women are chickens. However, you might have to fight for your bride.
I don't think women are chickens. However, you might have to fight for your bride.
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Benny1518: Tomcat. Benny. The women would have to be shared equally.
I don't think women are chickens. However, you might have to fight for your bride.
I don't think women are chickens. However, you might have to fight for your bride.
No they are chicks
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Tomcat. Benny. No, they are chick.
One we like and one we love.
One we like and one we love.
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man, some people don't understand prisons.
Torture has been abolished in a modern society. To introduce it is a idiotic concept.
Also accept there is a basis living standard now.
To build a prison with less is plain dumb.
Then introduce a system of the strongest prisoner first or the man in the uniform first isn't integration. Teaching how to partake in current society by showing them the old ways?
Read
Cesare Beccaria - On Crimes and Punishments (1764)
If you want to learn something on the subject.
Torture has been abolished in a modern society. To introduce it is a idiotic concept.
Also accept there is a basis living standard now.
To build a prison with less is plain dumb.
Then introduce a system of the strongest prisoner first or the man in the uniform first isn't integration. Teaching how to partake in current society by showing them the old ways?
Read
Cesare Beccaria - On Crimes and Punishments (1764)
If you want to learn something on the subject.
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and the answer to the poll is no
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We could all volunteer for hard time so we can have a date.