I'm guessing that most of us have done something ridiculous that we even embarrassed ourselves when no one else was around.
In an effort to bring a new genre to CS...Laughter...tell us funky people what you did that even embarrassed you when you were alone
I'll start...
I got in the shower with my eyeglasses on. Even turned the water on but didn't realize I still had my glasses on until drops of water were on the glass. I remember thinking....I'm glad no one saw that
secretagent09: I'm guessing that most of us have done something ridiculous that we even embarrassed ourselves when no one else was around.
In an effort to bring a new genre to CS...Laughter...tell us funky people what you did that even embarrassed you when you were alone
I'll start...I got in the shower with my eyeglasses on. Even turned the water on but didn't realize I still had my glasses on until drops of water were on the glass. I remember thinking....I'm glad no one saw that
Great thread.
I put my black shorts on inside out and the white cotton crotch piece was on the outside. Fortunately, I didn't go out like that.
BerrySmoothie: I left a public toilet with end of roll of toilet paper wrapped around my shoes....
So far, I haven't had any incidents with toilet paper but one fellow at work who delivered the mail had a two foot length of toilet paper hanging out the backside of his pants. The thing was sailing on his tail wind as he walked. After a private fit of laughter, I told him about it and his face went totally red but he was thankful to find out early on before he headed out onto the public elevators with his mail cart.
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2intrigued: So far, I haven't had any incidents with toilet paper but one fellow at work who delivered the mail had a two foot length of toilet paper hanging out the backside of his pants. The thing was sailing on his tail wind as he walked. After a private fit of laughter, I told him about it and his face went totally red but he was thankful to find out early on before he headed out onto the public elevators with his mail cart.
I once had my skirt still tucked into the back of my pantyhose after exiting a work-place toilet. I kid you not.....a blardy awkward situation magnet.
BerrySmoothie: I once had my skirt still tucked into the back of my pantyhose after exiting a work-place toilet. I kid you not.....a blardy awkward situation magnet.
Umm yeah, that's happened to me too and the maintenance guys at work waited awhile to tell me.
Well, I wasn't alone when this happened, but I was horribly embarrassed.
As a young woman I used to bleed very heavy when I had my period. One day it was so bad while at work I knew when I stood up that my desk chair was stained. The first thing I had to do was run to the ladies room to take care of my clothes. When I got back to my desk I called a maintenance man and told him what happened on the phone so he would be prepared when he got to my desk. I was so embarrassed but this guy was the definition of gentleman. He cleaned my chair and while it was drying he got another chair for me to sit on. That is the highlight of embarrassing things that happened to me.
secretagent09: You guys are posting some really funny stuff.Well, I wasn't alone when this happened, but I was horribly embarrassed.As a young woman I used to bleed very heavy when I had my period. One day it was so bad while at work I knew when I stood up that my desk chair was stained. The first thing I had to do was run to the ladies room to take care of my clothes. When I got back to my desk I called a maintenance man and told him what happened on the phone so he would be prepared when he got to my desk. I was so embarrassed but this guy was the definition of gentleman. He cleaned my chair and while it was drying he got another chair for me to sit on. That is the highlight of embarrassing things that happened to me.
Cripes, you're braver than me...I would have rolled the chair to the nearest sink and try to clean it myself.
2intrigued: Cripes, you're braver than me...I would have rolled the chair to the nearest sink and try to clean it myself.
Couldn't do that Trigs. I was an executive secretary for a vice president in a huge corporation and it would have taken too much time away from my desk.
secretagent09: I'm guessing that most of us have done something ridiculous that we even embarrassed ourselves when no one else was around.
In an effort to bring a new genre to CS...Laughter...tell us funky people what you did that even embarrassed you when you were alone
I'll start...I got in the shower with my eyeglasses on. Even turned the water on but didn't realize I still had my glasses on until drops of water were on the glass. I remember thinking....I'm glad no one saw that
I've used my intimate wash soap instead of shampoo in the hurry ( this happened not for first time).
ok i'll join in ... it was not embarrassing but i laughed so hard
A couple of weeks ago I went grocery shopping and part of my groceries I bought an under arm deodorant.. when I got home , I couldn't find it.. I looked in the empty shopping bags , I looked under the seats in the car nothing ... it bugged me because i was going to try a new brand , i know i paid for it because I checked the receipt to see if I actually bought one but where the heck did it go... I mentioned this to my family too that i am loosing stuff I buy.. well yesterday , having a cold coming on I went to the fridge to get a lemon out and to my surprise here was my under arm deodorant in the bag with the lemons ..
I laughed so hard .. I searched for that darn thing so hard and here it is among lemons ....
does anyone else keep their underarm deodorant in the fridge ??
limay123: ok i'll join in ... it was not embarrassing but i laughed so hard
A couple of weeks ago I went grocery shopping and part of my groceries I bought an under arm deodorant.. when I got home , I couldn't find it.. I looked in the empty shopping bags , I looked under the seats in the car nothing ... it bugged me because i was going to try a new brand , i know i paid for it because I checked the receipt to see if I actually bought one but where the heck did it go... I mentioned this to my family too that i am loosing stuff I buy.. well yesterday , having a cold coming on I went to the fridge to get a lemon out and to my surprise here was my under arm deodorant in the bag with the lemons ..
I laughed so hard .. I searched for that darn thing so hard and here it is among lemons ....
does anyone else keep their underarm deodorant in the fridge ??
Oh, I've done stuff like that several times. I'd be unloading the grocery bags and when finished realized that I didn't see such and such. I'd repace my footsteps to every cabinet I went into and couldn't find it. Then I'd call the store telling them that I paid for something but didn't get it. They would tell me to come into the store and get another one which I did.
Guess what happened days later when I went into my trunk. There was the missing item.
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In an effort to bring a new genre to CS...Laughter...tell us funky people what you did that even embarrassed you when you were alone
I'll start...
I got in the shower with my eyeglasses on. Even turned the water on but didn't realize I still had my glasses on until drops of water were on the glass. I remember thinking....I'm glad no one saw that