How many pig farts In Bartertown does it take to raise the ambient temperature in Ohio by one degree kelvin?
Hey Galrads.
"Wouldn't it depend on the density of of the "pig farts"? It might have a bearing on whether it's a baby pig/pigglet farts, or "whole hog farts"! I mean, there again, "density counts".
Now, to raise the ambient temperature in Ohio by one or so (+/-) degree kelvin would be determined not only by density, alone... butt ( no pun intended) by speed and force applied to said gas/fart, making sure NOT to convert it to "mass" in the process!
I hope that answer (from my opinion), would satisfy such a scientific base entity of this earth... ~JOHN~
I always wonder why the planets are there, whether other solar systems have earth-like worlds, etc...is there other intelligent life in the universe, things like that.
jac_the_gripper: How many male brain cells does it take to do sums, or make fart jokes?
Jac xxx
It should only require one neuron if the brain is organized properly to facilitate information processing and It hasn't been disoriented with something like, maybe, alcohol.
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