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Oct 29, 2014 8:08 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,460 Posts
I'm using my computer in a public place to grab the free wifi. This absolute numbskull breaks wind, but badass, too---no one could really tell exactly where it came from, but he up and says, "Yup, that was me. At least I'm honest, har har". Now, in my op, he coulda shoulda just kept still about it, or walked over to the loo, and blamed it on some schmuck in there or something. But NO--gotta blurt it out like that. Everyone is a little shell-shocked. It's not like you get extra credit for owning a fart. Not in this neck of the woods, anyway. We are all practically in stitches. Wow. Some people....
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Oct 29, 2014 8:24 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
rohaan: I'm using my computer in a public place to grab the free wifi. This absolute numbskull breaks wind, but badass, too---no one could really tell exactly where it came from, but he up and says, "Yup, that was me. At least I'm honest, har har". Now, in my op, he coulda shoulda just kept still about it, or walked over to the loo, and blamed it on some schmuck in there or something. But NO--gotta blurt it out like that. Everyone is a little shell-shocked. It's not like you get extra credit for owning a fart. Not in this neck of the woods, anyway. We are all practically in stitches. Wow. Some people....


rolling on the floor laughing I guess he was so proud of himself that he just couldn't resist telling the world. rolling on the floor laughing Hiya Ro wave giggle
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Oct 29, 2014 9:10 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
rohaan: I'm using my computer in a public place to grab the free wifi. This absolute numbskull breaks wind, but badass, too---no one could really tell exactly where it came from, but he up and says, "Yup, that was me. At least I'm honest, har har". Now, in my op, he coulda shoulda just kept still about it, or walked over to the loo, and blamed it on some schmuck in there or something. But NO--gotta blurt it out like that. Everyone is a little shell-shocked. It's not like you get extra credit for owning a fart. Not in this neck of the woods, anyway. We are all practically in stitches. Wow. Some people....
laugh

Reminds me of a funny colonic scene in Eddie Murphy's 'Nutty Professor'

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Oct 29, 2014 9:12 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
galrads: Reminds me of a funny colonic scene in Eddie Murphy's 'Nutty Professor'


Good one. rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2014 9:34 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Somewhere in Oregon, there is a public place with free wifi filled with noxious gases and I fear the occupants of said public place have all passed out including Ro as we haven't heard a thing since his last post. uh oh laugh
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Oct 29, 2014 9:41 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
RO, I haven't laughed so much in over a month. I think I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night and bust out laughing. Was that pun about being "Shell Shocked" intentional?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2014 9:42 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
2intrigued: Somewhere in Oregon, there is a public place with free wifi filled with noxious gases and I fear the occupants of said public place have all passed out including Ro as we haven't heard a thing since his last post.


dunno I hope all's smell well. laugh
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Oct 29, 2014 9:45 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
galrads: I hope all's smell well.


Poor Ro...must have been a real beefy one. giggle
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Oct 29, 2014 9:52 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
2intrigued: Poor Ro...must have been a real beefy one.
laugh Oh, I miss DD's priceless animated icons about now. smile Still hard to believe he's passed on.........
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Oct 29, 2014 9:58 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
galrads: Oh, I miss DD's priceless animated icons about now. Still hard to believe he's passed on.........


Really miss the dude. blues sad flower
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Oct 29, 2014 10:02 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rider4u
rider4urider4uDunchurch, Ontario Canada8 Threads 1,361 Posts
2intrigued: Really miss the dude.

Yup I was thinking about him today, isn't that weird. I cam across his picture on someone's profile (it's still up in their friends section).wave
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Oct 29, 2014 10:21 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
rider4u: Yup I was thinking about him today, isn't that weird. I cam across his picture on someone's profile (it's still up in their friends section).


Hiya Rider wave Yep, once in awhile an old thread will show up as well and there he is. I keep thinking he's lying on a nice beach in Florida in that famous armpit pose. laugh sad flower
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Oct 29, 2014 11:33 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rider4u
rider4urider4uDunchurch, Ontario Canada8 Threads 1,361 Posts
2intrigued: Hiya Rider Yep, once in awhile an old thread will show up as well and there he is. I keep thinking he's lying on a nice beach in Florida in that famous armpit pose.

What a lovely thought trigs, it does seem like he is still here hug
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Oct 29, 2014 11:36 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
rider4u: What a lovely thought trigs, it does seem like he is still here


Life's short eh? teddybear
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Oct 29, 2014 11:54 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
silverlining82
silverlining82silverlining82San Luis Obispo, California USA1 Posts
Lol!!!!!!..... thanks for sharing that, I was in total need of a good laugh today
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Oct 30, 2014 12:30 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,460 Posts
2intrigued: Somewhere in Oregon, there is a public place with free wifi filled with noxious gases and I fear the occupants of said public place have all passed out including Ro as we haven't heard a thing since his last post.
Howdy--howdy oooby-dooby, too. I survived. It was like watching fleas leave a dead possum to see the place empty out, though. Thanx for the concern. Fortunately a Chinook was coming through the bay, and freshened the town. (Halleluia). hug hug to all
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Oct 30, 2014 12:37 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rohaan: Howdy--howdy oooby-dooby, too. I survived. It was like watching fleas leave a dead possum to see the place empty out, though. Thanx for the concern. Fortunately a Chinook was coming through the bay, and freshened the town. (Halleluia). to all
I never seen a flea leave a dead Possum voluntarily. That's like Thanksgiving dinner.
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Oct 30, 2014 12:45 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,460 Posts
ooby_dooby: I never seen a flea leave a dead Possum voluntarily. That's like Thanksgiving dinner.
If you weren't so damn handsome I'd ignore you. But, sigh , I can't. teddybear
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May 14, 2017 1:39 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
Jenny5IA
Jenny5IAJenny5IACabopino, Andalusia Spain8 Threads 247 Posts
rohaan: I'm using my computer in a public place to grab the free wifi. This absolute numbskull breaks wind, but badass, too---no one could really tell exactly where it came from, but he up and says, "Yup, that was me. At least I'm honest, har har". Now, in my op, he coulda shoulda just kept still about it, or walked over to the loo, and blamed it on some schmuck in there or something. But NO--gotta blurt it out like that. Everyone is a little shell-shocked. It's not like you get extra credit for owning a fart. Not in this neck of the woods, anyway. We are all practically in stitches. Wow. Some people....

At school farting and making your friends smell it was something to be proud of, it still is for me!
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May 14, 2017 1:55 PM CST Can't believe what just happened...
rohaan: I'm using my computer in a public place to grab the free wifi. This absolute numbskull breaks wind, but badass, too---no one could really tell exactly where it came from, but he up and says, "Yup, that was me. At least I'm honest, har har". Now, in my op, he coulda shoulda just kept still about it, or walked over to the loo, and blamed it on some schmuck in there or something. But NO--gotta blurt it out like that. Everyone is a little shell-shocked. It's not like you get extra credit for owning a fart. Not in this neck of the woods, anyway. We are all practically in stitches. Wow. Some people....




At least you don't have a nose.
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