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Dec 5, 2014 1:12 AM CST Friday Funnies
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
I didn't make it to the gym today.





That makes five years in a row!!
Dec 5, 2014 1:13 AM CST Friday Funnies
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.





I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning! banana
Dec 5, 2014 1:14 AM CST Friday Funnies
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Dec 5, 2014 1:28 AM CST Friday Funnies
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
tomorrow is cancelled due to lack of interest .
Dec 5, 2014 2:17 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Hi serenewave Where O where Art Thou?
Dec 5, 2014 3:22 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone: Hi serene Where O where Art Thou?




Here I am Frisky wave grin



Where are you now laugh hug
Dec 5, 2014 4:00 AM CST Friday Funnies
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
epirb: tomorrow is cancelled due to lack of interest .


laugh

No way... I am really looking forward to tomorrow and the next day... uh oh
Dec 5, 2014 4:30 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
wave Here I am too, I'm here and there. How are you?
Dec 5, 2014 4:38 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone: Here I am too, I'm here and there. How are you?



Well I was here too then there then back here and now I'm gone blues


See you soon Frisky hug gnite
Dec 5, 2014 5:01 AM CST Friday Funnies
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
wash2u: I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning!





jaw drop doh




Hey wathker wave i'm a morning person too, butt!!

Where is justjim btw confused
Dec 5, 2014 5:30 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
serene56: Here I am Frisky
Where are you now



Haahha! Omg, tag you're it!wave
Dec 5, 2014 5:31 AM CST Friday Funnies
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
serene56: Well I was here too then there then back here and now I'm gone See you soon Frisky


thumbs up Im posting, cleaning house and doing laundry, lolwave
Dec 5, 2014 2:43 PM CST Friday Funnies
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
My friday funny

Sorry a day late drinking blushing sad flower





Siamese Twins off to America



Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm Wash, he's 2dawgz. Two Fosters beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to America next month," says Wash. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, 2dawgz ?" 2dawgz agrees.

"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... New York, L.A, Vegas..."

"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says Wash. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh 2dawgz ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance 2dawgz gets to drive! "








rolling on the floor laughing .................................................................................super
Dec 5, 2014 4:30 PM CST Friday Funnies
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
Lookin4missright: My friday funny

Sorry a day late


Siamese Twins off to America
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm Wash, he's 2dawgz. lookin Two Fosters beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to America next month," says Wash. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, 2dawgz ?" lookin 2dawgz lookin agrees.

"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... New York, L.A, Vegas..."

"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says Wash. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh 2dawgz lookin ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance 2dawgz lookin gets to drive! " .................................................................................


tongue
Dec 8, 2014 1:21 AM CST Friday Funnies
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Lookin4missright: My friday funny

Sorry a day late


Siamese Twins off to America
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm Wash, he's 2dawgz. Two Fosters beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to America next month," says Wash. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, 2dawgz ?" 2dawgz agrees.

"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... New York, L.A, Vegas..."

"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says Wash. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh 2dawgz ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance 2dawgz gets to drive! " .................................................................................


"Big change of plans next year for our holiday," Wash now says. 2dawgz logged us into CSST (that's Connecting Single Siamese Twins) and found some likely partners in Europe.
Dec 8, 2014 2:12 AM CST Friday Funnies
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
wash2u: 2dawgz & I are very active in a Siamese Twin lobby group fighting for equal rights for each of us. Okay, 2dawgz is more active than me because he cannot get an Australian Driver's License because of his disability (me) while I have a license even though I may or may not have a disability.

And to make it worse, 2dawgz wants to get his Motor Bike License so he can ride his favourite hog..... Harley-Davison. Personally, I prefer the English bikes with the Triumpgh my favourite (they are even making them in Dandeong these days). Norton Commander would be my 2nd choice.

This reminds me of the time when we learnt that there is a "Bicycle built for 2." And then we learnt it was not for "every 2" wanting to ride.




Man, am i getting visions frustrated

Tell 2dawgz that just becoz he has a disability, it don't make it right to be less active than yourself.... (oh gawd barf )... Ummm, ... Fark the harley bro motorcycle ... stick with the bicycle thing hug minus the seats dunno

I'm a bit lost for words love Mr Wash Sir uh oh comfort ...ffs dunno ...detective detective australia
Dec 8, 2014 2:21 AM CST Friday Funnies
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
Oie i can hear you foofas from over pointing
Dec 8, 2014 2:28 AM CST Friday Funnies
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Twodawgz: Oie i can hear you foofas from over




LMFAO!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


& that's 8 words mumbling


rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 8, 2014 2:31 AM CST Friday Funnies
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Lookin4missright: LMFAO!! & that's 8 words




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing crying rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Diddin feel like chicken tonite anyway barf rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 8, 2014 2:35 AM CST Friday Funnies
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Lookin4missright: Man, am i getting visions

Tell 2dawgz that just becoz he has a disability, it don't make it right to be less active than yourself.... (oh gawd )... Ummm, ... Fark the harley bro ... stick with the bicycle thing minus the seats

I'm a bit lost for words love Mr Wash Sir ...ffs ...


Now why do you think me & 2dawgz need a "bi-cycle."

Have you ever thought that a Uncycle might be enough?

What about a Tricycle when we are single/double dating?

Although if we are "double-dating" it would be bloody/FN awkward whatever it is.
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