I am of aristocratic ancestry and do believe tanning is only for peasants
That's my excuse anyway for a) being of very fair skin type, which does not tan well, and b) I just can't be bothered to lie in the sun for hours, far too impatient
(that aristocratic line was cut short 16 hundred something due to a black sheep in the family who ran off with a commoner, and what followed there after was a line of scoundrels and tramps, which was far more exciting )
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