Trailer Park Etiquette (25)
You should always spit out your chewing tobacco before kissing your boyfriend.
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Always test fire your AR-15 in a downward direction.
Trailer walls are awfully thin.
Trailer walls are awfully thin.
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If your bride is a virgin on your wedding night, leave her.
If she's not good enough for her own family...
If she's not good enough for her own family...
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Come on you guys.
If no one else contributes these will keep on getting worse
If no one else contributes these will keep on getting worse
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LilBeaver: Anyone have any tips? (Thread dedicated to my friend Jodie, who's feeling a bit down today)
1) Car's must not be up on blocks no longer than three years.
2) Each resident is allowed only 3 Beer Can wind chimes.
3) When outside, one must be at least partially clothed.
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postneoludite: Come on you guys.
If no one else contributes these will keep on getting worse
If no one else contributes these will keep on getting worse
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It is only good manners to teach your neighborhood children to hot wire cars.
The farmer on the land next to the trailer park intends for you to steal his chicken's eggs, that's why he has so many.
It is not ok to take liberties with mr farmer's wife, unless it is to distract her, while your wife steals the eggs.
The farmer on the land next to the trailer park intends for you to steal his chicken's eggs, that's why he has so many.
It is not ok to take liberties with mr farmer's wife, unless it is to distract her, while your wife steals the eggs.
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We have no trailer parks here, so I can't play! 
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mollybaby: We have no trailer parks here, so I can't play!
I'm sure you can think of somethin Molly
1You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
2Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People
3Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it
4 You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
5 The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
6 You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
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uptall: I'm sure you can think of somethin Molly
1You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws2Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People
3Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it
4 You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
5 The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
6 You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
1You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws2Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People
3Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it
4 You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
5 The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
6 You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Woooo...those came waaaay too naturally to you!
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mollybaby: Woooo...those came waaaay too naturally to you!
"Cheeky!!
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You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't
never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)
never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)
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Now you're cooking 
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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
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You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
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Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
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pedalguy59: 1) Car's must not be up on blocks no longer than three years.
2) Each resident is allowed only 3 Beer Can wind chimes.
3) When outside, one must be at least partially clothed.
2) Each resident is allowed only 3 Beer Can wind chimes.
3) When outside, one must be at least partially clothed.
thanks for the ideas... 
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(Thread dedicated to my friend Jodie, who's feeling a bit down today)