annaroach: Be interesting to hear what the rest have to say lol
i don't care if she can cook or not. We can live on things like 'ping chicken' (kinda like putting chicken in the micro and wait until it 'pings'....) Ping chicken.
Hen, Consider yourself spanked fr changing my post. But if you click or copy/paste the link (I put what men want from women into google) one of the posts say exactly what you changed my post to...
Maybe everyone is looking for the same things.. But in my case, she also has to have a cheeky smile, nice bum and attitude.
happy and healthy family and friends... warm clothes (old age does that to a fella)... good quality radio programming and not this 'chart noise'... people to bloody well indicate on roundabouts... to talk to a real human being on the telephone when getting insurance... to know what all the premium rate 'non smut' phone numbers cost... to not have 'rubbish hair' mornings....and afternoons... to have my bananas last longer than the time it takes to get them home... to have people show up when they say they will... to have the dogs not lie down in the kitchen while im cooking... to have things presented as things look like in fast food joint display boards... to have Vincent Brown not sounding like a whining twat every time he talks... to have Darren Brown make Joan Burton disappear.....forever!... to make 'Mrs Browns Boys' remotely entertaining.... to not have anymore 'Browns' in this list... to bring back the 'Father Ted' bloke...(gone way too soon)... to make sports presenters not say "Goooooooooaaaaaaallllll"... to make 'free' stuff actually worth having... to have rice not end up like wallpaper paste after cooking... to not keep getting f*cking adverts for 'gorgeous mature russian women', who, apparantly, are 'dying to meet me'....what a load of horse piss...
Ok petals, oh, and as far as women are concerned, can i get back to you on that one?...
About_Blank: Why should it be simply about women....
I want....
happy and healthy family and friends... warm clothes (old age does that to a fella)... good quality radio programming and not this 'chart noise'... people to bloody well indicate on roundabouts... to talk to a real human being on the telephone when getting insurance... to know what all the premium rate 'non smut' phone numbers cost... to not have 'rubbish hair' mornings....and afternoons... to have my bananas last longer than the time it takes to get them home... to have people show up when they say they will... to have the dogs not lie down in the kitchen while im cooking... to have things presented as things look like in fast food joint display boards... to have Vincent Brown not sounding like a whining twat every time he talks... to have Darren Brown make Joan Burton disappear.....forever!... to make 'Mrs Browns Boys' remotely entertaining.... to not have anymore 'Browns' in this list... to bring back the 'Father Ted' bloke...(gone way too soon)... to make sports presenters not say "Goooooooooaaaaaaallllll"... to make 'free' stuff actually worth having... to have rice not end up like wallpaper paste after cooking... to not keep getting f*cking adverts for 'gorgeous mature russian women', who, apparantly, are 'dying to meet me'....what a load of horse piss...
Ok petals, oh, and as far as women are concerned, can i get back to you on that one?...
peachmelba: O t ch What woman rattled your cage then. . I know Joan burton,
Oh no peach, nothing could be further from the truth, that was just a little banter (ah, but you knew that anyway)... Im not a big fan of Joan Burton, for a bit like the 'Vincent Brown' thing, i hate the sound of her 'school marm' voice, its like she's talking to a class of kids in detention when she gets airtime, and to be honest, she does be gettin out there on the radio quite a lot, unlike that useless sack of shit Enda Kenny (who is a f*cking school teacher).... Now Miriam O Callaghan, she is quite a different mater, and add to that Jean Byrne, both of whom could read me a bedtime story and burp me if i had an attack of wind.... So, what do i want from a woman, a good bedtime story and firm hand... ...and now, some 'cherry flavoured chocolate'...oh thank-you Poland....
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We want ladies with 'cheeky smiles/grins', nice bum, attitude....I'll think of some more things after I finish a glass of wine..