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Mar 25, 2015 8:25 AM CST the problem here
DertyHarry44
DertyHarry44DertyHarry44Lakeland, Florida USA91 Threads 1,102 Posts
DertyHarry44OPLakeland, Florida USA1,102 posts
you all not me
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Mar 25, 2015 2:09 PM CST the problem here
hoolet
hoolethooletDenia, Valencia Spain44 Threads 2 Polls 11,508 Posts
hooletDenia, Valencia Spain11,508 posts
EGOS
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#3
Mar 25, 2015 2:15 PM CST the problem here
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
StedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK1,780 posts
DertyHarry44: you all not me


I agree am a terrible influence on myself....rolling on the floor laughing
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#4
Mar 25, 2015 2:19 PM CST the problem here
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
galradsDublin, Ohio USA36,283 posts
Climate changes
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#5
Mar 25, 2015 3:48 PM CST the problem here
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK2,621 posts
DertyHarry44: you all not me


I see no problem with that grin

Putin might, though wink
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Mar 25, 2015 3:58 PM CST the problem here
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada6,976 posts
DertyHarry44: you all not me


Isolationist?
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Mar 25, 2015 4:03 PM CST the problem here
rohaanonline now!
rohaanonline now!rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,499 Posts
rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA10,499 posts
DertyHarry44: you all not me
A good friend of mine was a career military officer. For over 20 of his 35 years active duty, he was a drill instructor. Every so often, he would take a recruit who was holding up the drill march aside. In a very fatherly manner, he would put his hand on the guy's shoulder, and say, "Son, I have a problem here I want you to help me iron out". The recruit would invariably say, "Sure, Sarg, name it". The DI would say, "Well, I want you to talk to all these bunkmates of yours. You see, no matter what I do, or how loud I blow the whistle, they are all out of step except you".
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#8
Mar 25, 2015 4:04 PM CST the problem here
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland9,779 posts
I don't have a problem.


Others try to.


laugh
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Mar 25, 2015 4:18 PM CST the problem here
rohaanonline now!
rohaanonline now!rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,499 Posts
rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA10,499 posts
peachmelba: I don't have a problem.Others try to.


"..a bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck
a hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
a barrel and a heap and I'm talkin' in my sleep----OOOOH--
I love you, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap and I'm talkin' in my sleep"!!wink rose
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Mar 30, 2015 5:36 PM CST the problem here
Marcos39
Marcos39Marcos39Málaga, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 12 Posts
Marcos39Málaga, Andalusia Spain12 posts
rohaan: A good friend of mine was a career military officer. For over 20 of his 35 years active duty, he was a drill instructor. Every so often, he would take a recruit who was holding up the drill march aside. In a very fatherly manner, he would put his hand on the guy's shoulder, and say, "Son, I have a problem here I want you to help me iron out". The recruit would invariably say, "Sure, Sarg, name it". The DI would say, "Well, I want you to talk to all these bunkmates of yours. You see, no matter what I do, or how loud I blow the whistle, they are all out of step except you".

then what happened? i dont understand
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#11
Mar 30, 2015 5:36 PM CST the problem here
Marcos39
Marcos39Marcos39Málaga, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 12 Posts
Marcos39Málaga, Andalusia Spain12 posts
rohaan: A good friend of mine was a career military officer. For over 20 of his 35 years active duty, he was a drill instructor. Every so often, he would take a recruit who was holding up the drill march aside. In a very fatherly manner, he would put his hand on the guy's shoulder, and say, "Son, I have a problem here I want you to help me iron out". The recruit would invariably say, "Sure, Sarg, name it". The DI would say, "Well, I want you to talk to all these bunkmates of yours. You see, no matter what I do, or how loud I blow the whistle, they are all out of step except you".

then what happened? i dont understand
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Mar 30, 2015 5:38 PM CST the problem here
lushguy4you
lushguy4youlushguy4youIstanbul, Marmara Turkey44 Threads 3,004 Posts
lushguy4youIstanbul, Marmara Turkey3,004 posts
DertyHarry44: you all not me


yer right saw it in the facial expressionuh oh
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Mar 30, 2015 5:43 PM CST the problem here
michaelrightonline today!
michaelrightonline today!michaelrightMid louth, Louth Ireland75 Threads 1 Polls 5,769 Posts
michaelrightMid louth, Louth Ireland5,769 posts
Marcos39: then what happened? i dont understand
he got a kick on the pants and told to waken up...moping
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#14
Apr 1, 2015 12:51 PM CST the problem here
rohaanonline now!
rohaanonline now!rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,499 Posts
rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA10,499 posts
Marcos39: then what happened? i dont understand
uh, wake up and smell the coffee, recruit...---you do too get it. you are not THAT dense..............confused

hardy har harrolling on the floor laughing
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#15
Apr 1, 2015 5:03 PM CST the problem here
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
DonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain552 posts
rohaan: uh, wake up and smell the coffee, recruit...---you do too get it. you are not THAT dense..............

hardy har har

I wanna know the ending too, don´t keep us in suspenseconfused dunno
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#16
Apr 1, 2015 5:57 PM CST the problem here
Nidifugous
NidifugousNidifugousYap, Federated States of Micronesia38 Threads 3 Polls 1,430 Posts
NidifugousYap, Federated States of Micronesia1,430 posts
rohaan: uh, wake up and smell the coffee, recruit...---you do too get it. you are not THAT dense..............

hardy har har
Never judge a book by the cover laugh He might very well be.
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#17
Apr 1, 2015 6:01 PM CST the problem here
Nidifugous
NidifugousNidifugousYap, Federated States of Micronesia38 Threads 3 Polls 1,430 Posts
NidifugousYap, Federated States of Micronesia1,430 posts
In response to: you all not me


So how are your problem solving skills these days? tongue
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Apr 1, 2015 6:45 PM CST the problem here
rohaanonline now!
rohaanonline now!rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,499 Posts
rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA10,499 posts
Marcos39: then what happened? i dont understand
Okay, I'm game. Assuming the recruit stayed in--here's what happened: He learned to march the same way the rest of the company was learning, and thus the entire company was all out of step, which, of course, made them only APPEAR to be IN step. See how easy that was? Imagine--they actually got one over on the silly old Sergeant! Brilliant, no? giggle
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Apr 2, 2015 2:05 PM CST the problem here
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
DonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain552 posts
rohaan: Okay, I'm game. Assuming the recruit stayed in--here's what happened: He learned to march the same way the rest of the company was learning, and thus the entire company was all out of step, which, of course, made them only APPEAR to be IN step. See how easy that was? Imagine--they actually got one over on the silly old Sergeant! Brilliant, no?

Sure, but then what happened? Where´s the punchline? I just don´t get it
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