One door closes but a window opens ( Archived) (36)

Apr 13, 2015 2:43 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
I´m on the toilet, go away
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Apr 13, 2015 2:44 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
DonPepperoni: I´m on the toilet, go away



I think the open window is a godsend so..uh oh
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Apr 13, 2015 2:44 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
DonPepperoni: I´m on the toilet, go away


I bet you didn't notice I stole the toilet roll grin
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Apr 13, 2015 2:45 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
DonPepperoni: I´m on the toilet, go away

Thank God you have a window in your bathroom! head banger
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Apr 13, 2015 2:46 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
2girlsnocup: I bet you didn't notice I stole the toilet roll

X and O on the wall? dunno
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Apr 13, 2015 2:47 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
My eyes are watering in here
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Apr 13, 2015 2:49 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
Liebe2: X and O on the wall?


Ew!


He can wipe the tiles after.
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Apr 13, 2015 2:49 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
DonPepperoni: My eyes are watering in here



Cure like with like.

Stick your face down the bowl
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Apr 13, 2015 2:57 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
mollybaby: Cure like with like.

Stick your face down the bowl


I think that wouldn't matter. You forget, he's not housetrained laugh
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Apr 13, 2015 3:00 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
2girlsnocup: I think that wouldn't matter. You forget, he's not housetrained

I´ll shout you when I´m finished so you can wipe mehug
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Apr 13, 2015 3:04 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
DonPepperoni: I´ll shout you when I´m finished so you can wipe me


Sod that. I'll call the fire brigade and they can hose you down.
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Apr 13, 2015 3:06 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
This thread is putting me off my " beer can " sandwich.
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Apr 13, 2015 3:09 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
2girlsnocup: Sod that. I'll call the fire brigade and they can hose you down.

They've already evacuated the building. grin
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Apr 13, 2015 3:10 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
allthegoodnamest: This thread is putting me off my " beer can " sandwich.


That isn't beercan. It's OP's underwear laugh
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Apr 13, 2015 3:11 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
Liebe2: They've already evacuated the building.


You spelt 'condemned' wrong laugh
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Apr 13, 2015 3:12 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
2girlsnocup: That isn't beercan. It's OP's underwear

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 13, 2015 3:15 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
2girlsnocup: You spelt 'condemned' wrong

At least there were no lives lost. banana
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Apr 13, 2015 3:18 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
DonPepperoni: I´m on the toilet, go away




why go away when you're on the toilet? that would make a good portrait, a work of art as that, have never seen yet. rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 13, 2015 3:18 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
Liebe2: At least there were no lives lost.


Does OP count?


Nah. laugh
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Apr 13, 2015 3:22 PM CST One door closes but a window opens
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
2girlsnocup: Does OP count?Nah.

He did it to himself. rolling on the floor laughing
But he seems to be used to it. He warmed everyone. laugh
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