Why did the chicken cross the road? ( Archived) (21)

Aug 15, 2015 5:45 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
?????
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Aug 15, 2015 5:47 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
There are some signs at the roads that are hilarious, interesting and peculiar, have you seen some of them?

Also, do you happen to know:
Why did the chicken cross the road?



laugh
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Aug 15, 2015 5:52 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
oops "Not"
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Aug 15, 2015 5:54 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Embedded image from another site


laugh
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Aug 15, 2015 6:00 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Aug 16, 2015 3:15 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he choose toodoh and then into KFC box grin
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Aug 16, 2015 9:33 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lillie49
Lillie49Lillie49Nowhere, Alberta Canada35 Threads 804 Posts
My Grandpa says.."In my day, we didn't ask..WHY..the chicken crossed the road...
Someone TOLD us..that the chicken HAD crossed the road.
And that was good enuf for us rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 16, 2015 9:43 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lillie49: My Grandpa says.."In my day, we didn't ask..WHY..the chicken crossed the road...
Someone TOLD us..that the chicken HAD crossed the road.
And that was good enuf for us
Run chicken run! laugh

Grandmas always seem to have the right answer. thumbs up
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Aug 17, 2015 12:08 AM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lannna23
Lannna23Lannna23las Vegas, Nevada USA23 Threads 1,091 Posts
to see how it looks like on other side
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Aug 17, 2015 12:22 AM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Len05
Len05Len05Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium33 Threads 11 Polls 972 Posts
to get away from you
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Aug 17, 2015 4:20 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
3. Why did basketball jones chicken cross the basketball court? He heard Cheech and Chong referees calling fowls..... help
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Aug 17, 2015 4:23 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
99. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken chicken
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Aug 17, 2015 7:12 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
to avoid the sneaker-clad men of a religious sect who want to cruelly choke and torture them to death every September......with the guidance of their god.......
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Aug 17, 2015 10:57 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lilycat
LilycatLilycatGaillac, Occitanie France1 Posts
To go to the other side...
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Aug 17, 2015 11:55 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,699 Posts
lifeisadream: ?????


laugh



Top Definition
why did the chicken cross the road?
Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?

Because he couldn't get the chicken off his di*k.. rolling on the floor laughing

wine
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Aug 18, 2015 12:34 AM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
woodstock1: to avoid the sneaker-clad men of a religious sect who want to cruelly choke and torture them to death every September......with the guidance of their god.......
I see you've visited Seneca county as well.
It's good that you made it out alive. comfort very happy
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Aug 18, 2015 9:49 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
lifeisadream: He did?

Are you saying that Chickens have free will???

I have still seen some feather-specimens crossing the road!
(and also some with not feathers at all)
A dream of many men
Like going to FRance?
Any pictures of your last vacation?


Which side are you?


No doubt! laugh

Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Aug 18, 2015 10:06 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
Inthewoods
InthewoodsInthewoodsColorado Springs, Colorado USA9,867 Posts
Cross the road or get your head cut off....what would you do? confused
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Aug 19, 2015 5:22 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Inthewoods: Cross the road or get your head cut off....what would you do?



Why did the cow cross the road ?
Answer... To get to the udder side and go to the moooooovies!
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Aug 19, 2015 5:44 PM CST Why did the chicken cross the road?
jimgi
jimgijimgiroscommon, Roscommon Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 977 Posts
That's where he left his motorbike.
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