CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. (41)
Like the crappy budget motels in Jersey that Swedish character always complains about..
At least get WiFi fixed so he can't snoop from the parking lot..
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bohemianjack: Like the crappy budget motels in Jersey that Swedish character always complains about..
At least get WiFi fixed so he can't snoop from the parking lot..
You will be pleased to know the parking lot is now under cover. Completely lead lined and soundproofed. Also has a fully stocked bar so the party animals don't disturb other guests.At least get WiFi fixed so he can't snoop from the parking lot..
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Geriatrix2: CS MOTEL has now reopened after lengthy and expensive refurbishment.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
Okay. I need a room, I'm exhausted. Just what kind of area is this motel in? Is is the Ritz or more like Ghetto Fabulous or somewhere in between?
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Willow3939: Okay. I need a room, I'm exhausted. Just what kind of area is this motel in? Is is the Ritz or more like Ghetto Fabulous or somewhere in between?
I only just heard about it on the net, I'm still looking at google maps..
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Willow3939: Okay. I need a room, I'm exhausted. Just what kind of area is this motel in? Is is the Ritz or more like Ghetto Fabulous or somewhere in between?
Ghetto Fabulous? We are not amused!
Only the very best of everything for our guests.Rooms ranging from Penthouse to Dungeon and all in between. Our most popular room is 69, but you will need to book well in advance for this as it is understandably in great demand. Even has its own Jacuzzi. We feel sure we will have a room here to service your every need. FULL Room service is provided for all discerning guests.
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bohemianjack: I only just heard about it on the net, I'm still looking at google maps..
Oh, well. Can't be choosy, it's past my bedtime. 5:30 comes early!
Glad the place is sound-proofed. I don't need the bedspring serenade all night or the sweet dulcet tones of someone doing a technicolor yawn.
Night everyone.
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Willow3939: Oh, well. Can't be choosy, it's past my bedtime. 5:30 comes early!
Glad the place is sound-proofed. I don't need the bedspring serenade all night or the sweet dulcet tones of someone doing a technicolor yawn.
Night everyone.
Forgot to mention as we were in a hurry to re-open the pest control guy hasn't arrived yet.Glad the place is sound-proofed. I don't need the bedspring serenade all night or the sweet dulcet tones of someone doing a technicolor yawn.
Night everyone.
There may be the odd rat wandering around, but no worries, the carpet python under the bed will sort them out. Have a nice night!
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Mesdames KB and Molly, your bookings are confirmed and your rooms are ready.
Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained
Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained
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Oh good, the pest control guy has finally turned up. Now, where can I find a snake catcher?
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bohemianjack: I only just heard about it on the net, I'm still looking at google maps..
if you include his other personae that swedish guy is intimate with ever "motel to avoid" on the east coast!
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Can I have a room with a four-poster bed in it, please? 
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Dreamcatcher99: Can I have a room with a four-poster bed in it, please?
I can bring my own post
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Geriatrix2: CS MOTEL has now reopened after lengthy and expensive refurbishment.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
I had flea bites before,, was thinking somebody ticked me on my legs ,,but they jump before i could catch them,,
Good luch to the new manager ,,
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Geriatrix2: CS MOTEL has now reopened after lengthy and expensive refurbishment.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.
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shell1964: I need a room asap
You are in luck madame, we have several available at the moment. Would that be * ** *** or ****? Single, double, family or ballroom?------ This thread is Archived ------
Geriatrix2: Mesdames KB and Molly, your bookings are confirmed and your rooms are ready.
Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained Gorillas staff will attend to it.
Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained Gorillas staff will attend to it.
Thank you dear sir
You will be delighted to hear that I travel light.
Simply my birthday suit and silk lingerie
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whats your star rateing.....?????before i book the penthouse.
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truheart1941: whats your star rateing.....?????before i book the penthouse.
5 star of course. Our clientele expect nothing less! The Penthouse is indeed available but I must advise that Serena, being a regular guest here has a permanent booking for the Dungeon! It has all the comforts of home. ------ This thread is Archived ------
mollybaby: Thank you dear sir You will be delighted to hear that I travel light.Simply my birthday suit and silk lingerie
Silk lingerie may be a fire hazard. Please exercise caution when using the services of our masseur, as friction may cause sparks thus causing ignition of said lingerie thereby necessitating its immediate removal!------ This thread is Archived ------
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Because of previous behaviour it may be necessary to impose a surcharge on certain guests. Management wishes to apologise for this inconvenience and look forward to some new patronage. Subject to the above no guest/s will be refused accommodation. Hope to ensure all enjoy their stay.
Signed....Management.