Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome? (72)
Move to Aus, our awesomeness might rub off on ya 
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jeeperscreepers: Thanx for your 'awesome' response?
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I've got a weird Chinese name, you sure you wanna name your kid after me?!?
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Rules I guess
1 be yourself
2 be honest
3 never appear to be upset if it don't work
I haven't dated in over a year . Thought it was time for a rest enjoy my time .
I'm suffering from a work injury been in hospital and their rehab for 4 weeks .
Going to be longer break for me no idea when I can work or drive again could be 3 months or 8 months .
So just recall be yourself
Be honest
And if it don't work do something for you before dating again .
Don't forget some online ladies
1 aren't nice
2 married
3 and will drug you
4 try and control you
Hope that helps
1 be yourself
2 be honest
3 never appear to be upset if it don't work
I haven't dated in over a year . Thought it was time for a rest enjoy my time .
I'm suffering from a work injury been in hospital and their rehab for 4 weeks .
Going to be longer break for me no idea when I can work or drive again could be 3 months or 8 months .
So just recall be yourself
Be honest
And if it don't work do something for you before dating again .
Don't forget some online ladies
1 aren't nice
2 married
3 and will drug you
4 try and control you
Hope that helps
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serene56: Move to Aus, our awesomeness might rub off on ya
Or completely ruin the poor soul.
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I need to see your pic first.
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Do the opposite of everything I do.
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allthegoodnamest: Or completely ruin the poor soul.
Awesome!
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Dreamcatcher99: At least her name wasn't Hang Way Lo!!
Hi All
Hi All
Oooppps, sorry. It's Yubba and not All
Hi Yubba
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serene56: Awesome!
Is "awesome" your word for the day
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allthegoodnamest: Is "awesome" your word for the day
Yessum
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Dreamcatcher99: Oooppps, sorry. It's Yubba and not All
Hi Yubba
Hi Yubba
Put yer glasses on luv
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jeeperscreepers: Hi,
I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).
In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.
I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).
In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.
Just show them your feet and make your toes twinkle.
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serene56: Move to Aus, our awesomeness might rub off on ya
I've been on holiday to Aus on holiday visiting my brother. Great place
I know one thing though. After Yubba's responce, Portugal sounds the least place I'd want to visit. He's not very Awesome.
Yubba dubba do, this is for you
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serene56: Yessum
Ok ,we have a name for the OP's first born, the problem now is finding a willing child barer.
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Dreamcatcher99: At least her name wasn't Hang Way Lo!!
Hi All
Hi All
Dream catcher, is that you???
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jeeperscreepers: Hi,
I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).
In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.
I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).
In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.
First tip....don't wear flipflops.....or crocs!
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Dreamcatcher99: I've got a weird Chinese name, you sure you wanna name your kid after me?!?
I'm not sure yet. I'm contemplating whether your name Dreamcatcher99 is male or female? Chinese names are so confusing. I'd prefer Chuck Norris.
Are you willing to call our first born Chucky?
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tomcatwarne: Dream catcher, is that you???
Ooohhhhhh Warnee, I'm tired of my own pics so I've decided to use those I got from the net
How's you? Still basking under the sun by the sea in Cyprus?
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I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).
In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.