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He brought home 10lbs of ice.
Why did the newfie buy a 50 foot by 1 inch box?
To ship his clothesline home in.
A really short Newfie gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown." The Newfie faints! After coming too, the Newfie asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown." The Newfie looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."