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Dec 17, 2015 4:57 PM CST Punny
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: Never argue with a chainsaw-wielding woman, unless you're the Maroon 5 guy. He gets away with anything.


That's cos he preety
Dec 17, 2015 5:09 PM CST Punny
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Well it makes me sick. Everywhere I go its like "the maroon 5 guy this, the maroon 5 guy that". How the hell am I sposed to compete with that handsome son-of-a-gun?
Dec 17, 2015 5:24 PM CST Punny
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: Well it makes me sick. Everywhere I go its like "the maroon 5 guy this, the maroon 5 guy that". How the hell am I sposed to compete with that handsome son-of-a-gun?



Confusius sez professor Never try to compete with him you cannot win against . Instead compete with yourself. You will always win.professor
Dec 17, 2015 5:27 PM CST Punny
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I'm concerned if I compete with myself too much, I'll get hairy hands or go blind.
Dec 17, 2015 5:28 PM CST Punny
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: I'm concerned if I compete with myself too much, I'll get hairy hands or go blind.



Catholic upbringing, eh?laugh
Dec 18, 2015 4:00 AM CST Punny
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
mollybaby: Do you have a trunk that needs a going-over?



Youghal ken go over mah trunk anytime hunny. teddybear
Dec 18, 2015 4:02 AM CST Punny
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
pat8lanips: Never argue with a chainsaw-wielding woman, unless you're the Maroon 5 guy. He gets away with anything.


She had to get the chainsaw to facilitate serving her home baking to guests. Eh, a nice crusty loaf shall we say. wink
Dec 18, 2015 6:13 AM CST Punny
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
I visited Santa, and he said "ho ho ho."

I said "yes please, leave em under the tree." laugh
Dec 18, 2015 7:23 AM CST Punny
stanley8m: No, It's straight and rigid, and oscillates smoothly if handled carefully. Looks really well with a little Waterford (glass) angel on top of it.


I've a star from newbridge on mine

handshake
Dec 18, 2015 8:08 AM CST Punny
WittyandWise
WittyandWiseWittyandWiseDerry, Donegal Ireland15 Threads 2 Polls 3,364 Posts
I do like a good stuffing innocent
Dec 18, 2015 8:12 AM CST Punny
johnjjm
johnjjmjohnjjmco westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland562 Posts
witty will you control yourself
Dec 18, 2015 8:39 AM CST Punny
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
WittyandWise: I do like a good stuffing


The art of stuffing your bird requires spreading the legs wide apart and ramming it in hard. Stuffing the neck end requires a more gentle approach. innocent
Dec 18, 2015 8:44 AM CST Punny
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
MysteriousGirl80: I've a star from newbridge on mine



Obviously a woman of good taste. heart wings
Dec 18, 2015 8:52 AM CST Punny
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Every time I'm stuffing a bird, I always say things like "ooh yeah baby" and "that feels so good" and "you like that?" and "take it baby!". The problem is that I work in a chicken shop and my boss is a Jehovas witness.
Dec 18, 2015 8:54 AM CST Punny
Tarzansnuts
TarzansnutsTarzansnutsdublin, Dublin Ireland92 Threads 1,020 Posts
Santa Claus to wife....."what's it like outside darling?"
Mrs Claus ....."looks like rain dear"
tip hat Happy Christmas Y'allreindeer
Dec 18, 2015 9:46 AM CST Punny
Tarzansnuts: Santa Claus to wife....."what's it like outside darling?"
Mrs Claus ....."looks like rain dear"
Happy Christmas Y'all


What did one Christmas tree say the other Christmas tree?

You've got a lot of balls coming in here dressed like that roll eyes
Dec 18, 2015 4:20 PM CST Punny
WittyandWise
WittyandWiseWittyandWiseDerry, Donegal Ireland15 Threads 2 Polls 3,364 Posts
stanley8m: The art of stuffing your bird requires spreading the legs wide apart and ramming it in hard. Stuffing the neck end requires a more gentle approach.


You seem to know your turkey well uh oh


johnjjm: witty will you control yourself


but but I like stuffing moping
Dec 21, 2015 10:04 AM CST Punny
WittyandWise: I do like a good stuffing
male turkey needed then .....
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