Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child ( Archived) (125)

Jan 1, 2016 9:11 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
SingleGuyInOz
SingleGuyInOzSingleGuyInOzMelbourne, Victoria Australia12 Threads 1,043 Posts
Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together hug
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked shock
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing blushing ... doh

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again dunno ... at least i doubt i was uh oh rolling on the floor laughing


Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members .... writing
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Jan 1, 2016 9:38 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
Not even going therelaugh Let's just say rambunctious.conversing
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Jan 1, 2016 9:50 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Lillie49: cant stop laughing here...


giggle wave
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Jan 1, 2016 10:19 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
SingleGuyInOz: Hey Blondie Just a pity i lost that "magic touch" ...

"played doctor" ... I hope you weren't performing surgery on your little 7 year old neighbour ...

You must of been quite a sight dressed up in your Mum's padded out gear ... makes me wonder if your parents took the opportunity in taking a few photos for prosperity, and your application of lipstick has improved since


You haven't lost that "magic touch", it just might need a little dusting off is all. giggle

Surgery? Nah, the surgical instruments weren't exposed. giggle

Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, my parents didn't take any photos of that little performance back then. laugh
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Jan 1, 2016 10:38 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
SingleGuyInOz: Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing ...

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again ... at least i doubt i was Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members ....













The most naughty thing I did in my childhood was to have faith in my family.
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Jan 1, 2016 10:39 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
SingleGuyInOz: Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing ...

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again ... at least i doubt i was Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members ....













The most naughty thing I did in my childhood was to have faith in my family.
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Jan 1, 2016 10:39 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
SingleGuyInOz: Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing ...

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again ... at least i doubt i was Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members ....













The most naughty thing I did in my childhood was to have faith in my family.
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Jan 1, 2016 10:46 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Innocent not naughty ....

Both myself and a girl were about 11 years young and one day we got separated from a group hiking about in a state park. We actually became quite absorbed with exploring the critters and natural environment of the forest and streams around us until we heard others in the group calling us.

I never heard the end of it for days from my mom. Why did you get separated from the others, What were you doing by yourselves? How did your jeans get dirty, why did you take your shoes off? Why didn't you answer others sooner? Blah blah blah Come on, we were innocent, not naughty. I never understood what she was worried about. dunno
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Jan 1, 2016 10:50 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
SingleGuyInOz
SingleGuyInOzSingleGuyInOzMelbourne, Victoria Australia12 Threads 1,043 Posts
2intrigued: You haven't lost that "magic touch", it just might need a little dusting off is all.

Surgery? Nah, the surgical instruments weren't exposed.

Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, my parents didn't take any photos of that little performance back then.


May need a little more than "a little dusting off"... i had in mind a pickax and shovel laugh

I take it that your lipstick technique has improved through the years though grin lips .... or has it uh oh doh


giggle
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Jan 1, 2016 10:54 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
When you think life is normal and you find out your life is not, it is time to heal or research the truth of love and family.
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Jan 1, 2016 11:02 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
SingleGuyInOz: May need a little more than "a little dusting off"... i had in mind a pickax and shovel

I take it that your lipstick technique has improved through the years though .... or has it


Well, if you're saying you need a pickax and shovel then me thinks a jackhammer would be needed for me. rolling on the floor laughing

I used to wear lipstick but don't wear it anymore. laugh
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Jan 1, 2016 11:09 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: When you think life is normal and you find out your life is not, it is time to heal or research the truth of love and family.


And then whatever level truth is attained, one day, before you know it, it becomes obsolete and it's a whole new world when your spouse, family and trusted friends have died or headed out .... It becomes a whole new world, imho. wave
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Jan 1, 2016 11:17 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
galrads: And then whatever level truth is attained, one day, before you know it, it becomes obsolete and it's a whole new world when your spouse, family and trusted friends have died or headed out .... It becomes a whole new world, imho.

When I isolated myself from the haters, I became safe.
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Jan 1, 2016 11:21 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
Throwing dead fly's at a young girl in church once

Smashed out the windshield of a car parked behind the house.

Breaking into the school with a few others, getting into their computers and had all our grades changed to a passing grade.

And much much more . . . .
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Jan 1, 2016 11:59 PM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
Bspoken4
Bspoken4Bspoken4My forest, Western Cape South Africa636 Posts
Grade 1....used to bite the girls..innocent
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Jan 2, 2016 1:08 AM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
I always wanted to be a beautician
So I gave my sister (a year older than me) and 11 at the time a "makeover"
I shaved her eyebrows off and drew others on her (she had that suprised look)!rolling on the floor laughing
She didn't like her bangs either
So I cut it off (had bristles along her forehead where her fringe used to be)laugh
Had the hiding of my life when my mom got home!moping can still feel itrolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 2, 2016 1:11 AM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
Bspoken4: Grade 1....used to bite the girls..

Probably still do laugh
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Jan 2, 2016 1:48 AM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
Cheated on tests

Jumped head first from a cliff into a snowbank below

Steal apples, cherries, and then pelt the person's home with them
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Jan 2, 2016 6:50 AM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
SingleGuyInOz: Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing ...

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again ... at least i doubt i was Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members ....


Oh my! You were a cheeky little fella, weren't you? hmmm
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Jan 2, 2016 8:23 AM CST Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child
Mordecai
MordecaiMordecaiRockford, Illinois USA25 Posts
In my early childhood, i knew nothing about playing "doctor", but i did play "gas station" one day with the garden hose, thus ruining the family car.
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