Ever woken up next to.. ( Archived) (45)

Jan 25, 2016 12:34 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
2intrigued: Nope, although morning face has a way of making most people look unattractive anyway.


Ya know the puffy eyes, creases from the pillow, eye boogers, racoon eyes for the ladies who wear eye makeup to bed, dried up drool...quite the visual eh? rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 25, 2016 12:41 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
2intrigued: Ya know the puffy eyes, creases from the pillow, eye boogers, racoon eyes for the ladies who wear eye makeup to bed, dried up drool...quite the visual eh?
in a dark room,it still feels great..dont pull the curtains in the morning.....creep out of bed...go out untill makeup is applied again....professor grin
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Jan 25, 2016 12:49 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
unlaoised: Ohhhh yea

Elaborate!!!!!
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Jan 25, 2016 12:50 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
2intrigued: Ya know the puffy eyes, creases from the pillow, eye boogers, racoon eyes for the ladies who wear eye makeup to bed, dried up drool...quite the visual eh?

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 25, 2016 1:00 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: in a dark room,it still feels great..dont pull the curtains in the morning.....creep out of bed...go out untill makeup is applied again....


laugh
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Jan 25, 2016 1:07 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
I haven't woken up to anyone who was less attractive the next day but a few has woken up to me and thought that very thing uh oh
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Jan 25, 2016 1:40 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
truheart1941: being men dont wear makeup...your companion still looks the same,,,,,son...just a sore bum.



Are you saying my willy is too Biggiggle

I didn't take up your army habits dad, but I always thought mam looked a bit funnyuh oh

cheers

tongue
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Jan 25, 2016 1:41 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
serena123: Someone who was NOT as attractive as the night before??
Women have the upper hand here, cause men generaly don't wear make up.. Can't hide any flaws
Please share :)


I can't wait to hear what Molly has to saygiggle
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Jan 25, 2016 1:50 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
TheRedSquirrel87
TheRedSquirrel87TheRedSquirrel87Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK1 Threads 1,107 Posts
serena123: Someone who was NOT as attractive as the night before??
Women have the upper hand here, cause men generaly don't wear make up.. Can't hide any flaws
Please share :)


One time it's happened where the girl was more attractive the morning after, although that was because I'd spent half the night before holding her hair away from the toilet bowl.

Excluding the late night barf, when isn't a girl less attractive the morning after?
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Jan 25, 2016 1:54 PM CST Ever woken up next to..
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
serena123: Elaborate!!!!!


I couldn't possibly giggle
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Feb 13, 2016 4:30 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Greenlake19
Greenlake19Greenlake19Bratislava, Slovakia1 Threads 42 Posts
The best thing is to avoid alcohol and other intoxicants, this way there are fewer disappointments. And of course it is useful to take time to know the other person before spending the night together.
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Feb 13, 2016 4:34 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Greenlake19: The best thing is to avoid alcohol and other intoxicants, this way there are fewer disappointments. And of course it is useful to take time to know the other person before spending the night together.





Now ya tell me doh
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Feb 13, 2016 4:38 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
serene56: Now ya tell me

If we woke up togethert who´s making breakfast?
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Feb 13, 2016 4:46 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Johnny5IA: If we woke up togethert who´s making breakfast?





When did you learn to eat with a paper bag over your head confused
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Feb 13, 2016 4:50 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
serene56: When did you learn to eat with a paper bag over your head

I love your witless charm, it´s what I find most attractivekiss
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Feb 13, 2016 5:02 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Johnny5IA: I love your witless charm, it´s what I find most attractive



In other news, I recently found out what a pajero is conversing


And it was not an appropriate name for one of your popular Australian vehicles, Mitsubishi professor


Maybe some of their owners though.
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Feb 13, 2016 5:20 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
serene56: It tickled my fancy tbh but my favourite word today isChimera.



Oops, sorry Serena hijack I thought I was on my Pedro thread sad flower


Chimera is kind of relevant to yours though as it can mean 'a fanciful mental illusion' which some of us may have experienced in the boudoir giggle
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Feb 13, 2016 5:25 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
serene56: In other news, I recently found out what a pajero is And it was not an appropriate name for one of your popular Australian vehicles, Mitsubishi Maybe some of their owners though.

Yes, not many of those on the road over here, only on foreign plateslaugh
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Feb 13, 2016 5:27 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
serene56: Oops, sorry Serena I thought I was on my Pedro thread Chimera is kind of relevant to yours though as it can mean 'a fanciful mental illusion' which some of us may have experienced in the boudoir


We can't have two drunks os CS Sereneprofessor rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 13, 2016 6:24 AM CST Ever woken up next to..
sweeper
sweepersweepercork, Cork Ireland5 Threads 2 Polls 191 Posts
I woke up with a Labrador once doh
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