Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life.. (27)
70Libra: Ever learned something new, but at a stage where it's embarrassingly much later than you should have?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
Now you've ruined it for me too!
Probably that life isnt fair. My mother kept telling me that as a teenager but I never believed her.
mollybaby: Now you've ruined it for me too!
Yup
Childhood = ruined
The last line reads like an escape from the jaws of death after the revelation about the first!
"Wee-wee-wee (squealing piggy sounds) all the way home"
So who feeds their pigs roast beef anyway? Because feeding cows on sheeps brains worked so well in England didnt it?
pat8lanips: So who feeds their pigs roast beef anyway? Because feeding cows on sheeps brains worked so well in England didnt it?
So maybe the wee wee wee all the way home was a symptom of Mad Pig Disease?
It's getting worse!
70Libra: Ever learned something new, but at a stage where it's embarrassingly much later than you should have?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
pat8lanips: So who feeds their pigs roast beef anyway? Because feeding cows on sheeps brains worked so well in England didnt it?
It was never roast beef in my childhood. My third little piggy always got soft carrots.
Now I'm thinking even those weren't at their best...
God only knows what version the jewish and Islamic kids were brought up on.
pat8lanips: God only knows what version the jewish and Islamic kids were brought up on.
They went ha-lal ha-lal ha-lal all the way home
This little piggy went to market, but was deemed to be unclean, and beaten with a stick. All the other little piggys were likewise deemed to be unclean and also beaten. The owner of the piggys was deemed to be unclean, so everybody threw stones at him and pulled his wifes hair. Now they're trying to get to Germany...
Just a rough draft.
Just a rough draft.
70Libra: Ever learned something new, but at a stage where it's embarrassingly much later than you should have?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?
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Some things can never be unlearned
The tooth fairy gives you a coin for a tooth that falls out, but the periodontists charges a fortune and then his colleague charges even more for an implant.
If a wild, scared, angry cat gets caught in some netting, remember to put on protective gloves, before attempting to free aforementioned cat. 
That the number dial on a toaster is actually for minutes and not level of toastiness 
Faaark, well I just wasted my money buying an egg timer then didn't I?...
pat8lanips: Faaark, well I just wasted my money buying an egg timer then didn't I?...
I'm sure you'll find another use for it
MysteriousGirl80: I'm sure you'll find another use for it
Don't be giving him ideas.
Or he'll have to explain the forthcoming emergency visit to the urologist
mollybaby: Don't be giving him ideas.
Or he'll have to explain the forthcoming emergency visit to the urologist
Or he'll have to explain the forthcoming emergency visit to the urologist
Would really be going down a slippery slope then
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So, here I am, 45 years old and I learned something today that I definitely should have known earlier in life.
That line in the kids' verse that goes "This little piggy went to market", does NOT mean that he's gone shopping!
What have you learned/discovered as an adult that you probably should have realised or learned at a much younger age?