lanzaman1: A bit about me i have a photographic memory (just run out of film ) i intend to live forever - so far so good !! I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last ) i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older can’t believe my luck some good guess what i got for christmas last year my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !! i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch some bad don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty. turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban i love animals i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2 the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat. my mate told me that they are really expensive, so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together. i love the gym i've just got back from the gym. i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers. love fast cars i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
lanzaman1: A bit about me i have a photographic memory (just run out of film ) i intend to live forever - so far so good !! I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last ) i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older can’t believe my luck some good guess what i got for christmas last year my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !! i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch some bad don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty. turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban i love animals i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2 the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat. my mate told me that they are really expensive, so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together. i love the gym i've just got back from the gym. i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers. love fast cars i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
hey man ,it seems your keeping a low profile.....???????
It's a WONDERFUL offer, pal!! Hey, I got a BRILLIANT idea--
Why don't you and ATGN get together (you live close) pool your resources, and come over here. Can't spring for the cruise, but you can book steerage and hotbunk on the way over. Get here, one can have the sofa, the other the inflatable (bed, Gomer...) and I'll be in my room. OR, one of you can share the room with me. OR--both. What fun we are going to have. I'll do the cooking, I'll pay the rent, but just please, come visit!!
truheart1941: hey man , i see you just had a comment from Molly......the sites....bike....always good for a ride.... ....hi Molly......you little bone shaker.
Seems this gentleman from the Canary Islands just posted his funny profile...Where did he go? Maybe went fishing, has the ocean all around him?? Anyways SM
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That's not true, I had one last year by a lady with sunglasses & a Labrador.