A BIT ABOUT ME ( Archived) (33)

Jun 2, 2016 4:27 PM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
truheart1941: thats the only offer your,d had....


That's not true, I had one last year by a lady with sunglasses & a Labrador.cool doh laugh
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Jun 2, 2016 4:34 PM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
lanzaman1: A bit about me
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.

spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.

i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2

my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.



Is this a profile narrative?
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Jun 2, 2016 5:08 PM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
lanzaman1: A bit about me
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.

spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.

i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2

my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
hey man ,it seems your keeping a low profile.....???????
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Jun 3, 2016 10:28 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,460 Posts
truheart1941: thats the only offer your,d had....
Well!snooty

It's a WONDERFUL offer, pal!! Hey, I got a BRILLIANT idea--lightbulb

Why don't you and ATGN get together (you live close) pool your resources, and come over here. Can't spring for the cruise, but you can book steerage and hotbunk on the way over. Get here, one can have the sofa, the other the inflatable (bed, Gomer...) and I'll be in my room. OR, one of you can share the room with me. OR--both. What fun we are going to have. I'll do the cooking, I'll pay the rent, but just please, come visit!!rolling on the floor laughing

I am not kidding. About the cooking.
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Jun 3, 2016 10:39 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
truheart1941: hey man , i see you just had a comment from Molly......the sites....bike....always good for a ride.... ....hi Molly......you little bone shaker.




Hello like?????mumbling
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Jun 3, 2016 10:54 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
mollybaby: Hello like?????


When's my turn then//????cheers
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Jun 3, 2016 10:54 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
So besides the watch, what else did you get for Christmas? popcorn

Welcome. Willkommen. Bienvenue! applause
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Jun 3, 2016 10:57 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
tomcatwarne: When's my turn then//????


When hell freezes over, comes to mindgrin
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Jun 3, 2016 11:05 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
mollybaby: When hell freezes over, comes to mind


That's no good your knickers would be frozen over as well.grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Jun 3, 2016 11:13 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
rebel2
rebel2rebel2Alicante, Valencia Spain8 Threads 6,354 Posts
mollybaby: When hell freezes over, comes to mind
Never mind these pheasants snooty Come and dine under the moonlight with me.
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Jun 3, 2016 11:31 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
rebel2: Never mind these pheasants Come and dine under the moonlight with me.


Oh Reb, you say all the right things smitten
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Jun 3, 2016 11:56 AM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
mollybaby: Oh Reb, you say all the right things


Got stood up Malonerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 4, 2016 10:19 PM CST A BIT ABOUT ME
Seems this gentleman from the Canary Islands just posted his funny profile...Where did he go? Maybe went fishing, has the ocean all around him??
Anywayscswelcome SM
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