get friends to bring all their poo round....when you have a fair heap...place it on a plastic cover..on your patio...then wait...within half hour..there will be hundreds....pick up your cricket bat..and slowly advance...when in range...whack it...for 2/3 minutes...you wont kill all but most..... ...
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