did Jesus turn the water into wine..? (40)
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pedro27: did Jesus turn the water into wine..?
Yeah - he couldn't find any grapes so he pissed in the white vinegar before the last supper
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MikeD12: Yeah - he couldn't find any grapes so he pissed in the white vinegar before the last supper
You are a blasphemous jerk!
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MikeD12: Yeah - he couldn't find any grapes so he pissed in the white vinegar before the last supper
not the last supper...it was a wedding....you prodensents don't understand the bible
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pedro27: not the last supper...it was a wedding....you prodensents don't understand the bible
1. I am no proddy and
2. The Bible is Fiction
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Gentlejim: You are a blasphemous jerk!
Thanks for the compliment
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MikeD12: 1. I am no proddy and
2. The Bible is Fiction
2. The Bible is Fiction
surely at least 1 chapter of the bible is true???? its written historry
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Gentlejim: You are a blasphemous jerk!
Do you always get upset when someone makes a joke about a character in a book of fiction????
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pedro27: did Jesus turn the water into wine..?
Accidentally YES.
It turned up wine, instead of beer.
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I can't begin to understand of why people can't just respect others beliefs and non-beliefs.
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pedro27: not the last supper...it was a wedding....you prodensents don't understand the bible
Learn to read Greek,(the New Tastament was written in Greek).
Then you follow Orthodoxy,as all Christian denominations are a
by-product of Orthodoxy>-
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chris27292729: Accidentally YES.
It turned up wine, instead of beer.
It turned up wine, instead of beer.
go back too school mr. greek man
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pedro27: did Jesus turn the water into wine..?
after 2 thousands years pedro..who can say....perhaps then,.. they disilled it diffrently, no magic wand....in thos times,every thing was basic.....perhaps ,what they enjoyed then..would,nt be the same as we enjoy today...just a thought.......tru.------ This thread is Archived ------
pedro27: did Jesus turn the water into wine..?
Wish he would appear now ,,,there,s plenty of water around here...------ This thread is Archived ------
pedro27: did Jesus turn the water into wine..?
why on earth would he do that ...
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ziggy67: Do you always get upset when someone makes a joke about a character in a book of fiction????
Watched Muhammad Ali recently speaking to
Students, he held up a glass said if I was to say
That this glass just appeared, nobody made it
You'd say I was mad and rightly so, yet people
Believe a masterpiece like this planet just happened
How right he was, the recent cracking of the
DNA code points strongly toward intelligent
Creation but only someone with intelligence
Could grasp that
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** the recent cracking of the DNA code points strongly toward intelligent
Creation but only someone with intelligence Could grasp that **
That lets out bean counters, pen pushers, and programmers then
Creation but only someone with intelligence Could grasp that **
That lets out bean counters, pen pushers, and programmers then
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jt972: Alas that's why England's doomed because even Good folk like yourself laugh at our great Creator
May I suggest that you study for a Degree and then a Masters in Theology - You will find if you attend a meeting of a thousand Theologists as I did once, as an agnostic guest during the time I was studying for my History degree, that none of them agree on the subject and that Humour and taking the mickey is part and parcel. I enjoyed the gig argued with several ex-service Padre's, Vicars and Canon's of all faiths and we respected each others views - and the humour. -
One of the Canons joked - If you got a thousand Theologists together in a big enough room there would be an out of tune cacophony of sound and a war as none of them would agree about God.
A couple of ex RAF Padre's were there and they appreciated mine as they knew exactly what trade I served as and what it was like working in the 1950's at the Central Fighter Establishment. - Every Fighter we had in the air then was represented. Our Ground and Aircrew humour was hilarious and had to be for our nations 24 on 24 off 2 week simulated war exercises, especially on the development squadrons on one of which I served and about which we are still not supposed to mention specifics.
BUT I can tell you like a certain Bishop, now elevated, said at the gig, I'm sure "God" would have seen the humour of all the services and civillians too for that matter as irreverent and slightly blasphemous but necessary, for morale during world wars one, two, and since.
Give that some thought as he was right IMHO
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jt972: Alas that's why England's doomed because even
Good folk like yourself laugh at our great
Creator
hi .like your self i am a god fearing man.in as much...respecting the 10 commandments...but i do exspect our Creator to have a little humour inside him....Good folk like yourself laugh at our great
Creator
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