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Jun 23, 2016 8:33 PM CST Did you know?
rizlared
rizlaredrizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Farts are good for you.

Read on.......

On average, we break wind, or ‘fart’, around five to 10 times each day. Although it may not be the most ‘acceptable’ form of behaviour, farts are a sign that we are healthy.
We would have to eat a diet solely consisting of refined sugars to avoid breaking wind. Farts are a sign that we are eating enough fibre and that we have healthy gut bacteria. And a healthy gut means we have a strong immune system and effective gastrointestinal function.
Now, there are some foods that can make you fart more, such as dairy products, sweet potatoes, oats, nuts, wheat and everyone’s favourite food on which to blame flatulence: beans. But these foods are all high in nutritional value. If your wind is exceptionally smelly, you can cut back on foods such as cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, bok choy, onions, leek and garlic.
But even smelly farts have an important function. Flatulence contains hydrogen sulphide which, in large doses, can be lethal. But consumed in small doses, it protects your ‘mitochondria’ and, apparently, may even help to prevent dementia.
In fact, a compound called AP39 is currently being extracted from hydrogen sulphide and, although in its early testing stages, is being used to help combat cardiovascular disease, heart attacks, strokes, arthritis and cancer.
So, the next time you break wind, don’t be embarrassed, as your stinky farts may actually be prolonging your own life, as well as improving the health of those around you.


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Jun 23, 2016 8:41 PM CST Did you know?
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
wave Riz...this is very good information

But I think...men fart

women...fluff..giggle laugh
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Jun 23, 2016 9:03 PM CST Did you know?
rizlared
rizlaredrizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Lilith10: Riz...this is very good information

But I think...men fart

women...fluff..


Only when they are awake, when asleep they fart just like all us men lol
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Jun 23, 2016 9:15 PM CST Did you know?
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
rizlared: Only when they are awake, when asleep they fart just like all us men lol



rolling on the floor laughing I wouldn't know about that..cheering laugh
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Jun 23, 2016 9:21 PM CST Did you know?
rizlared
rizlaredrizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Lilith10: I wouldn't know about that..


I'll record you when I get to stay the night




giggle giggle


bouquet
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Jun 23, 2016 9:25 PM CST Did you know?
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
rizlared: I'll record you when I get to stay the night



laugh blushing blushing

Well if you dont mind a pup tent with one sleeping bag
On the side of a big hill

Your good to go.rolling on the floor laughing



giggle
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Jun 23, 2016 9:37 PM CST Did you know?
Lilith10: Well if you dont mind a pup tent with one sleeping bag
On the side of a big hill

Your good to go.


Come farting at my house I'd let you have a tent and sleeping bag.. laugh
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Jun 23, 2016 9:57 PM CST Did you know?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
rizlared: Farts are good for you.

Read on.......

On average, we break wind, or ‘fart’, around five to 10 times each day. Although it may not be the most ‘acceptable’ form of behaviour, farts are a sign that we are healthy.
We would have to eat a diet solely consisting of refined sugars to avoid breaking wind. Farts are a sign that we are eating enough fibre and that we have healthy gut bacteria. And a healthy gut means we have a strong immune system and effective gastrointestinal function.
Now, there are some foods that can make you fart more, such as dairy products, sweet potatoes, oats, nuts, wheat and everyone’s favourite food on which to blame flatulence: beans. But these foods are all high in nutritional value. If your wind is exceptionally smelly, you can cut back on foods such as cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, bok choy, onions, leek and garlic.
But even smelly farts have an important function. Flatulence contains hydrogen sulphide which, in large doses, can be lethal. But consumed in small doses, it protects your ‘mitochondria’ and, apparently, may even help to prevent dementia.
In fact, a compound called AP39 is currently being extracted from hydrogen sulphide and, although in its early testing stages, is being used to help combat cardiovascular disease, heart attacks, strokes, arthritis and cancer.
So, the next time you break wind, don’t be embarrassed, as your stinky farts may actually be prolonging your own life, as well as improving the health of those around you.https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/health/your-health/how-farting-is-good-for-your-health


In essence (no pun intended giggle), the fountain of youth was installed in the wrong place or perhaps our nose should have been installed a bit closer to our butts to extend our lives. laugh With all the "dutch ovens" I endured in my past relationships, I should live forever. yay laugh
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Jun 24, 2016 3:28 AM CST Did you know?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
rizlared: I'll record you when I get to stay the night



rolling on the floor laughing




And for the rich & famous laugh


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Jun 24, 2016 4:46 AM CST Did you know?
Jimmy5IA
Jimmy5IAJimmy5IAWarrington, Cheshire, England UK59 Threads 2 Polls 1,013 Posts
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Jun 24, 2016 4:56 AM CST Did you know?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

At work they used to call me "straw man" dunno


So the next few weeks i rocked up into the office singing .... "i'm just a straw man song" lalalalala dunno

Then someone explained what a straw man was professor



That's when the fight started!!! boxing cartwheel boxing cartwheel
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Jun 24, 2016 5:04 AM CST Did you know?
its a natural thing to break wind....sometimes it happens at an awkward moment..i except that....professor what i do find annoying, is the people....who stand on one leg..and hop- around the room doing it. about six times, ..with a smile on their face..professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ......phewwwwwwwwwww.laugh
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Jun 24, 2016 5:19 AM CST Did you know?
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
truheart1941: its a natural thing to break wind....sometimes it happens at an awkward moment..i except that.... what i do find annoying, is the people....who stand on one leg..and hop- around the room doing it. about six times, ..with a smile on their face.. ......phewwwwwwwwwww.


Now we know of your in depth research and anaylsis, shall you be submitting it for inclusion to the Royal Fartological society as one of the Lectures at the Albert hall this year laugh laugh laugh cheers
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Jun 24, 2016 6:54 AM CST Did you know?
123whisper
123whisper123whisperMelbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 2 Polls 2,116 Posts
MikeD12: Now we know of your in depth research and anaylsis, shall you be submitting it for inclusion to the Royal Fartological society as one of the Lectures at the Albert hall this year
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 24, 2016 6:59 AM CST Did you know?
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
MikeD12: Now we know of your in depth research and anaylsis, shall you be submitting it for inclusion to the Royal Fartological society as one of the Lectures at the Albert hall this year


Are you the biggest old exhibit Mike (0ld fart)
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Jun 24, 2016 7:06 AM CST Did you know?
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
tomcatwarne: Are you the biggest old exhibit Mike (0ld fart)

No maybe the oldest but you and Brentwood boy take the prize for being more full of wind and piss and more spelling errors than anyone else in your hot pursuit of Malone and Waspy, to name but two ladies of pleasure tongue cheers
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Jun 24, 2016 7:09 AM CST Did you know?
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
MikeD12: No maybe the oldest but you and Brentwood boy take the prize for being more full of wind and piss and more spelling errors than anyone else in your hot pursuit of Malone and Waspy, to name but two ladies of pleasure


Sorry I shouldn't have called you "old fart" I meant to say "gas bag"grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Jun 24, 2016 9:59 AM CST Did you know?
Jimmy5IA
Jimmy5IAJimmy5IAWarrington, Cheshire, England UK59 Threads 2 Polls 1,013 Posts
Lookin4missright: At work they used to call me "straw man" So the next few weeks i rocked up into the office singing .... "i'm just a straw man song" lalalalala

Then someone explained what a straw man was
That's when the fight started!!!

I worry about you sometimes Smokeysmoking
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Jun 24, 2016 10:16 AM CST Did you know?
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
tomcatwarne: Sorry I shouldn't have called you "old fart" I meant to say "gas bag"

Well you should know all about about that being addicted to helium to talk without having a kick in the goolies grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Jun 24, 2016 10:18 AM CST Did you know?
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
MikeD12: Well you should know all about about that being addicted to helium to talk without having a kick in the goolies


What a strange Kentish maidengrin grin grin grin grin beer
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