Spanish general election ( Archived) (2)

Live as if Life is a fiesta! Put on your sombreros, fling an old blanket over your shoulder, grab a jug of wine and some nice homely señorita, get plastered and then join up with the Spanish Foreign Legion. After you sober up do your basic training in the use of weapons, then rob a few banks with your compadres and split Spain to join the French Foreign Legion so you can keep all the stolen moneys from the Spanish banks you robbed. Settle in and wait for a few years as Spain can't touch you, then split and enjoy your moneys in places like Ibiza or buy a nice place in the Canary Islands or emigrate to South America, buy a nice hacienda, raise some cows and get fat with a new wife, wines and children.... No one will care if it's known how you got your money....
(it's a good formula; met several who did it that way... )