My unbearable train journey (38)
allthegoodnamest: Yes, another train journey experience.
This time, it's more a complaint about the heat.. Not the temperature but the hot women on the train, wearing next to nothing!!! As much as I tried & believe me I did, I'm now an expert on women's tampons, cancer research charities & beating baldness, you can't help but look every so often.. So my question is, where is a man supposed to look when in that situation?
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This time, it's more a complaint about the heat.. Not the temperature but the hot women on the train, wearing next to nothing!!! As much as I tried & believe me I did, I'm now an expert on women's tampons, cancer research charities & beating baldness, you can't help but look every so often.. So my question is, where is a man supposed to look when in that situation?
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Look them in the eye.....don't worry, your peripheral vision will take in the rest..
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3 things
1. stand up and shout!!!!!!, "You! close your legs or hand bag!"
2."You! shave you're bloody head and admit that you are going bald!"
3. "The rest of you gorgeous lot, with next to nothing on, theres a bar be que at my place"
4. "Heres a a few pounds for your research"
Snap out of that dream! whenyou wake up hopskip and jump to the train stop.
Ground hog day again.
1. stand up and shout!!!!!!, "You! close your legs or hand bag!"
2."You! shave you're bloody head and admit that you are going bald!"
3. "The rest of you gorgeous lot, with next to nothing on, theres a bar be que at my place"
4. "Heres a a few pounds for your research"
Snap out of that dream! whenyou wake up hopskip and jump to the train stop.
Ground hog day again.
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sophiasummer: 3 things
1. stand up and shout!!!!!!, "You! close your legs or hand bag!"
2."You! shave you're bloody head and admit that you are going bald!"
3. "The rest of you gorgeous lot, with next to nothing on, theres a bar be que at my place"
4. "Heres a a few pounds for your research"
Snap out of that dream! whenyou wake up hopskip and jump to the train stop.
Ground hog day again.
1. stand up and shout!!!!!!, "You! close your legs or hand bag!"
2."You! shave you're bloody head and admit that you are going bald!"
3. "The rest of you gorgeous lot, with next to nothing on, theres a bar be que at my place"
4. "Heres a a few pounds for your research"
Snap out of that dream! whenyou wake up hopskip and jump to the train stop.
Ground hog day again.
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allthegoodnamest: Yes, another train journey experience.
This time, it's more a complaint about the heat.. Not the temperature but the hot women on the train, wearing next to nothing!!! As much as I tried & believe me I did, I'm now an expert on women's tampons, cancer research charities & beating baldness, you can't help but look every so often.. So my question is, where is a man supposed to look when in that situation?
Help
This time, it's more a complaint about the heat.. Not the temperature but the hot women on the train, wearing next to nothing!!! As much as I tried & believe me I did, I'm now an expert on women's tampons, cancer research charities & beating baldness, you can't help but look every so often.. So my question is, where is a man supposed to look when in that situation?
Help
Did you sniff the seat after she left?
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.................@jimmy....just being curious.....do you sniff both Genders seats.....
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Jimmy5IA: Did you sniff the seat after she left?
I couldn't leave my seat through embarrassment.. I overran by 5 stops before it finally relaxed .. But it was worth it.
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allthegoodnamest: I couldn't leave my seat through embarrassment.. I overran by 5 stops before it finally relaxed .. But it was worth it.
5 x stops at 1 minute each. = 5 mins
Average journey time 3 mins = 15 mins.
Total....................... = 20 mins
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Aragorn11: 5 x stops at 1 minute each. = 5 mins
Average journey time 3 mins = 15 mins.
Total....................... = 20 mins
Average journey time 3 mins = 15 mins.
Total....................... = 20 mins
What can I say,I eat a lot of oysters.
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allthegoodnamest: What can I say,I eat a lot of oysters.
I'm assuming (and I sincerely hope I'm right
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Aragorn11: I'm assuming (and I sincerely hope I'm right ) there was no friction in that timescale
The announcer did say " mind the gap", & believe me, I was tempted.
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Maybe you need to find a different way to get around unless you've been enjoying all the misery.
You poor poor man you.
You poor poor man you.
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allthegoodnamest: The announcer did say " mind the gap", & believe me, I was tempted.
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Ccincy: Maybe you need to find a different way to get around unless you've been enjoying all the misery.
You poor poor man you.
You poor poor man you.
Thanks for your concern but I'm learning to live with it.
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allthegoodnamest: Thanks for your concern but I'm learning to live with it.
Who's being concerned.i'm absolutely serious.
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Dark glasses, wrap around type and white stick.
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Ccincy: Who's being concerned.i'm absolutely serious.
No other realistic way of getting to work, unless I drive, which will cost me £10 in congestion charge, & about £30 in parking, excluding petrol.. My travel per day works out to about £7... So you see, I'll just have to suffer sharing a journey with half naked women.
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truheart1941: was that ....1st world war...or second......
The one were they used bow & arrows.
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