allthegoodnamestOPLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
Is quite common nowadays, especially amongst the rich & famous.. African children are very popular at the moment, so if you were ever to adopt a child, what would be your country of choice?
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
allthegoodnamest: Is quite common nowadays, especially amongst the rich & famous.. African children are very popular at the moment, so if you were ever to adopt a child, what would be your country of choice?
allthegoodnamestOPLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
BerrySmoothie: No.
It would be a downright dangerous move by the adoption agency....but I wouldn't let on until I got them home.
I'd larve them to death...
Your motives wouldn't meet the requirements of a legitimate adoption agency.. Nevertheless, I doubt I would be complaining if you were to foster myself.
I'd adopt a Japanese child. Then incessantly play the kyoto or whatever it is and tell the kid it has much to learn, and call it grasshopper all the time. and get it to clean my car.
allthegoodnamest: I wasn't aware there were any Martian orphans available for adoption.
The Martians recently landed at Manston, discovered the underground hangars and bunkers. Thanet Council and the Government have dilly-dallied over getting Manston running again as it could be a Third runway running far more cheaply, so the Martians being enterprising have been in business with the French Covertly since Brexit, bringing illegals in at Night, going under-ground - Accordinmg to the Local UKACT Group (Anti Conservative Terrorists) there are 12,000 Kids Under 12 years old for sale whose maths and English skills and no East Enders accents are superior to any of our school leavers at 16 thus making them more marketable.
allthegoodnamestOPLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
pat8lanips: I'd adopt a Japanese child. Then incessantly play the kyoto or whatever it is and tell the kid it has much to learn, and call it grasshopper all the time. and get it to clean my car.
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
allthegoodnamest: Your motives wouldn't meet the requirements of a legitimate adoption agency.. Nevertheless, I doubt I would be complaining if you were to foster myself.
allthegoodnamestOPLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
MikeD12: The Martians recently landed at Manston, discovered the underground hangars and bunkers. Thanet Council and the Government have dilly-dallied over getting Manston running again as it could be a Third runway running far more cheaply, so the Martians being enterprising have been in business with the French Covertly since Brexit, bringing illegals in at Night, going under-ground - Accordinmg to the Local UKACT Group (Anti Conservative Terrorists) there are 12,000 Kids Under 12 years old for sale whose maths and English skills and no East Enders accents are superior to any of our school leavers at 16 thus making them more marketable.
allthegoodnamestOPLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
BerrySmoothie: Trump...Clinton bla bla bla.
I'm done.
Phew, glad that's over with.
You saved me the trouble... Now getting back to business .. Would you have enough room for 3 guys , & what would our duties be considering hard labour in not an option.
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
allthegoodnamest: You saved me the trouble... Now getting back to business .. Would you have enough room for 3 guys , & what would our duties be considering hard labour in not an option.
I'd like to refrain from responding to that comment.
I fear, should I do so, this thread will most certainly head to waste land.
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