I miss Bill Clinton................lol ( Archived) (10)

Sep 18, 2016 7:43 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts


I miss Bill Clinton.............lol
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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Sep 18, 2016 8:00 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
britishcolumbian: I miss Bill Clinton.............lol
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."


ok, whatever you say!tinfoil hat tinfoil hat tinfoil hat
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Sep 18, 2016 8:06 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
Cheer up you may get Billy back soon wave
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Sep 18, 2016 8:24 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
britishcolumbian: I miss Bill Clinton.............lol
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."



laugh This is funny BC!cool
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Sep 18, 2016 8:35 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
sergio09
sergio09sergio09Knoxville, Tennessee USA31 Threads 901 Posts
Seems a lot of women miss Bill Clinton. And maybe some are only saying they miss him
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Sep 18, 2016 8:45 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
britishcolumbian: I miss Bill Clinton.............lol
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."


Number 4 - He also gave away his intimately favorite cigars after having his way with ugly white women.... sick

playball


gingerbread
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Sep 18, 2016 8:47 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Lilith10: This is funny BC!


Lilith, wasn't the first name of Adam (biblical) first wife, Lilith? uh oh
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Sep 18, 2016 8:59 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
AlanStagg
AlanStaggAlanStaggRangitikei, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand5 Threads 107 Posts
The Current U.S.A, Presidential election...

is in fact, a wake-up call for the world.

The choice of the people, not the choice of of a single religous doctrine or a single party state empowered by force of gun-powder and fear.

Bill Clinton was in fact a great ambassador for the U.S., but bank-rolled by Wall Street. The Clinton Foundation turns out to be the biggest fraud of all time, for example.

Vote for H.M. the Queen I say! God bless her.

:)
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Sep 18, 2016 9:46 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
menu11
menu11menu11Galveston, Texas USA1,323 Posts
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britishcolumbian: I miss Bill Clinton.............lol
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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Sep 19, 2016 5:02 PM CST I miss Bill Clinton................lol
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
Back when Bill Clinton was President was good times. No big expensive wars and we had a big surplus in the U.S. Treasury. No deficit, no owing anything to the big banks in China. The Dow Jones was very high. Then G. W. Bush came and screwed it all up and Trump wants to do those same things G.W. did.
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