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Dec 18, 2016 2:04 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
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Dec 18, 2016 3:18 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 2,525 Posts
Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery
Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve
I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line
I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don't have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue
A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...')
There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately
To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe
Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear
I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family
I don't have time, there's only one of me
Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done

If only there was a way to be in two places at once...
Wait... that gives me an idea!
If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more
It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me
Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give is ME

(ack. UK Cristmas ad)

So if you are lost, don't know what to do,
Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!

Happy Christmas, everyone! santa waving
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Dec 18, 2016 3:23 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.

Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.
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Dec 18, 2016 3:29 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Ccincy: I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.

Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.



rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 18, 2016 3:29 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
xxDandelionxx: Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery
Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve
I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line
I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don't have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue
A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...')
There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately
To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe
Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear
I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family
I don't have time, there's only one of me
Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done

If only there was a way to be in two places at once...
Wait... that gives me an idea!
If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more
It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me
Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give is ME

(ack. UK Cristmas ad)

So if you are lost, don't know what to do,
Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!

Happy Christmas, everyone!


Every year I say to myself that I will be more organised & that I won't leave the Xmas shopping to the last minute, but yet again, I've made the same mistake.

Yes, the greatest gift is your presence , because one day, you won't be there to celebrate the festivities with your family & the ones you love & cherish.

Nice to see you back.bouquet wave
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Dec 18, 2016 4:47 PM CST SAY ANYTHING III
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
xxDandelionxx: Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery
Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve
I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line
I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don't have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue
A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...')
There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately
To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe
Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear
I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family
I don't have time, there's only one of me
Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done

If only there was a way to be in two places at once...
Wait... that gives me an idea!
If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more
It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me
Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give
The greatest gift that I can give is ME

(ack. UK Cristmas ad)

So if you are lost, don't know what to do,
Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!

Happy Christmas, everyone!


Happy Xmas, Dandelion wave dancingsanta
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Dec 19, 2016 2:15 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Ccincy: I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.

Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.


laugh
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Dec 19, 2016 2:22 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Where do you find honesty/sincerity these days? dunno
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Dec 19, 2016 2:28 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
MnanahEireann
MnanahEireannMnanahEireannDublin, Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 259 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Where do you find honesty/sincerity these days?


Good question. If you find the answer let us knowdunno
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Dec 19, 2016 2:31 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
MnanahEireann: Good question. If you find the answer let us know


Will do.

So hard to find. conversing
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Dec 19, 2016 2:34 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
MnanahEireann
MnanahEireannMnanahEireannDublin, Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 259 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Will do.

So hard to find.
:

thumbsup:
Maybe its in santas bag

laugh
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Dec 19, 2016 2:41 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
diova
diovadiovaMy Valley, Gauteng South Africa733 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Will do.

So hard to find.


Hi Berry

"Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue..."

~Billy Joel~

Sad, but true

hug
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Dec 19, 2016 2:44 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
MnanahEireann: :

thumbsup:
Maybe its in santas bag


Fingers crossed Mnanah....wine

wave
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Dec 19, 2016 2:47 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
diova: Hi Berry

"Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue..."

~Billy Joel~

Sad, but true


Hi Di....hug

Yeah, I was thinking of that exact tune.

Everything I think of lately has a song attached to it....doh

laugh
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Dec 19, 2016 3:02 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
diova
diovadiovaMy Valley, Gauteng South Africa733 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Hi Di....

Yeah, I was thinking of that exact tune.

Everything I think of lately has a song attached to it....


Good or bad, life has a song attached to it...

When we are at a loss for words.

Thank you for the music! (ABBA) laugh
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Dec 19, 2016 3:10 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
diova: Good or bad, life has a song attached to it...

When we are at a loss for words.

Thank you for the music! (ABBA)


These days I seem to be better at expressing myself with music....laugh

Perhaps, I should carry my music around with me.....and just press play for an appropriate song, as a response.

I think I need help....laugh
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Dec 19, 2016 4:23 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
BerrySmoothie: These days I seem to be better at expressing myself with music....

Perhaps, I should carry my music around with me.....and just press play for an appropriate song, as a response.

I think I need help....



I think we all do. laugh



My dog doesn't like me singing Black Sabbath tunes to him though...what do I do? confused

Although, the cats like it. head banger


bouquet
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Dec 19, 2016 6:23 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
kidatheart: I think we all do.



My dog doesn't like me singing Black Sabbath tunes to him though...what do I do?

Although, the cats like it.


Welcome back you...hug bouquet

That was one helluva long walk with the dog!

Where ya been?
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Dec 19, 2016 8:27 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Where do you find honesty/sincerity these days?




Adopt a pet.giggle
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Dec 19, 2016 8:33 AM CST SAY ANYTHING III
Nope,nope,nope,ain't gonna say anything,it's a Trap!

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