Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family But right now I don't have time to breathe The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...') There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family I don't have time, there's only one of me Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done
If only there was a way to be in two places at once... Wait... that gives me an idea! If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift I can give is me Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give is ME
(ack. UK Cristmas ad)
So if you are lost, don't know what to do, Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!
I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.
Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.
Ccincy: I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.
Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.
xxDandelionxx: Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family But right now I don't have time to breathe The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...') There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family I don't have time, there's only one of me Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done
If only there was a way to be in two places at once... Wait... that gives me an idea! If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift I can give is me Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give is ME
(ack. UK Cristmas ad)
So if you are lost, don't know what to do, Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!
Happy Christmas, everyone!
Every year I say to myself that I will be more organised & that I won't leave the Xmas shopping to the last minute, but yet again, I've made the same mistake.
Yes, the greatest gift is your presence , because one day, you won't be there to celebrate the festivities with your family & the ones you love & cherish.
xxDandelionxx: Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family But right now I don't have time to breathe The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...') There's a party at work and the manager's twerking inappropriately To top off the day, another train is delayed, it's a catastrophe Christmas time is here, I'd like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family I don't have time, there's only one of me Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done
If only there was a way to be in two places at once... Wait... that gives me an idea! If I wasn't alone, what if I had a clone, I could do so much more It would all be a breeze, with a couple more mes, I'd have time galore I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift I can give is me Now I can meet with the boss and empty out my inbox all simultaneously Leaving me time to spend with my family and friends, where I wanna be I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give is me I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give The greatest gift that I can give is ME
(ack. UK Cristmas ad)
So if you are lost, don't know what to do, Remember, the greatest gift you can give is...... YOU !!!
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
Ccincy: I've never been one of those pokey shoppers and all I want to do grab what I want check out and get home.
Well today while using a self serve check out this teller kept telling when and what to ring up.She was really beginning to P me off big time to the point that I hollered at her and told her more than once that I knew how to use the self serve lanes.Well she continued to hover over me as if she was an helicopter.I felt like stuffing a plastic grocery bag over her head.
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