How do you like your garden? ( Archived) (139)

Nov 29, 2016 3:01 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Lookin4missright: For the lazy or old gardeners




An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie



laugh thumbs up thumbs up
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 3:04 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
minnieme2: Oh the imaginations are whirring now!
Talking about grass, flowers, trees and shrubs
I'm not much of a gardener but I like a lovely garden. Leaves are a pain in the tonsils to gather at the moment!


Sorry Min....can't help meself here....blushing

The thread kinda reminds me of a card I got from my daughter recently. It reads:

"I'm Sorry My Large Head Ruined Your Lady Garden"......mumbling

giggle
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 3:12 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Sorry Min....can't help meself here....

The thread kinda reminds me of a card I got from my daughter recently. It reads:

"I'm Sorry My Large Head Ruined Your Lady Garden"......



wave

Just as well i read that a few times laugh doh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 3:28 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Lookin4missright: Just as well i read that a few times


I understood it straight away.

I remember it well....wow
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 3:29 AM CST How do you like your garden?
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
minnieme2: Oh the imaginations are whirring now!
Talking about grass, flowers, trees and shrubs
I'm not much of a gardener but I like a lovely garden. Leaves are a pain in the tonsils to gather at the moment!



I love playing in my garden Minnie applause

I've nurtured it through the winter months so now the warm spring weather sees it full of flowers and lush green growth grin

Pots brimming with lovely herbs that I use for my cooking and beautiful views out of every window heart1
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 3:42 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
BerrySmoothie: I understood it straight away.

I remember it well....



laugh ...Ouch hug

Thank god/whoever men can't have babies I would'nt be able to poo properly ever again rolling on the floor laughing

Mine would turn out to be a real shi*head rolling on the floor laughing doh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:33 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
truheart1941: HUH.......my mother loved me....


....as only a mother could.....sad flower

laugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:33 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
truheart1941: HUH.......my mother loved me....



Hiya peter pumpkin wave laugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:38 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright: Hiya peter pumpkin
hi Lookin.........sheep sheep giggle giggle
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:41 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Juicer24v: I didn´t eat for two days once and when I started to eat again my first trip to the bog was a slow and painful one



should've had some juice comfort hug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:42 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Lookin4missright: Jeezers!! You win ...


Minnie is not going to be too pleased with us when she sees this.

Sorry Min....hijack

sad flower
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:43 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
truheart1941: hi Lookin.........



What's with the excersize sheep sheep laugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:47 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Minnie is not going to be too pleased with us when she sees this.

Sorry Min....



Yeh TRU that i better get off

Sorry M&M hug sad flower

Bedtime sleep ...Nite B ... nite T

nite maryallen laugh >>>>>>>>>>>>>super
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:53 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Lookin4missright: Yeh TRU that i better get off

Sorry M&M

Bedtime ...Nite B ... nite T

nite maryallen >>>>>>>>>>>>>



Nite Jim Bob....cowboy

That reminds me.....hmmm

grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 4:58 AM CST How do you like your garden?
.....I had a chinese.......last night................rolling on the floor laughing banana laugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 5:01 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Juicer24v
Juicer24vJuicer24vHoogezand-Sappemeer, Groningen Netherlands88 Posts
truheart1941: .....I had a chinese.......last night................

Was it sum yung guy?
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 5:08 AM CST How do you like your garden?
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Juicer24v: Was it sum yung guy?



You wish laugh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 5:18 AM CST How do you like your garden?
Juicer24v
Juicer24vJuicer24vHoogezand-Sappemeer, Groningen Netherlands88 Posts
serene56: You wish

My fave is way tu yung
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 9:57 AM CST How do you like your garden?
serene56: I love playing in my garden Minnie

I've nurtured it through the winter months so now the warm spring weather sees it full of flowers and lush green growth

Pots brimming with lovely herbs that I use for my cooking and beautiful views out of every window


Lovely! Sounds idyllic! wave
------ This thread is Archived ------
Nov 29, 2016 10:00 AM CST How do you like your garden?
BerrySmoothie: Sorry Min....can't help meself here....

The thread kinda reminds me of a card I got from my daughter recently. It reads:

"I'm Sorry My Large Head Ruined Your Lady Garden"......



laugh very naughty! wink
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here