It's bad joke time, CS friends (28)
Jeb80: Where do pencils go on vacation.
Pencil-vania.
Pencil-vania.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
..............A snow bank.
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
.............Santa Pause
What do you get if you cross a mistletoe and a duck?
...............A Christmas Quacker..
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Jeb80: Where do pencils go on vacation.
Pencil-vania.
Pencil-vania.
Why could'nt the pencil get his wife pregnant?
He had a rubber on
Just made that up
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Lookin4missright: Why could'nt the pencil get his wife pregnant?
He had a rubber on
Just made that up
He had a rubber on
Just made that up
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Lookin4missright: Why could'nt the pencil get his wife pregnant?
He had a rubber on
Just made that up
He had a rubber on
Just made that up
That's a good one.
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Jeb80: That's a good one.
Thanks Jebsta
Just made another one up before i go
sorry 
Why could'nt the pencil perform in bed?
He had no lead in his pencil
sorry again >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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What time did the Chinese man go to the dentist?
...Tooth hurty.
...Tooth hurty.
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
sorry
sorry
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"I used to believe that the brain was the most important organ.
But then I thought, hey, look who’s telling me that."
More jokes at:
But then I thought, hey, look who’s telling me that."
More jokes at:
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lifeisadream: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
sorry
sorry
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I had a great weekend went to a local gallery. I took lots of pictures. Unfortunately I'm now banned until I bring them all back.
Was on a womens profile on another site
Was on a womens profile on another site
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Where do trannys go on holiday
Trannysylvania as well of course !
Trannysylvania as well of course !
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If your horse ever goes missing
Check your NEIGHbors yard
made that up too
Check your NEIGHbors yard
made that up too
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What do you call a naked crayfish?
Prawnography.
Prawnography.
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What do you call a dog with no legs and no tail?
Nothing, coz if you called it, it would'nt come anyway.
Nothing, coz if you called it, it would'nt come anyway.
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jac_the_gripper: What do you call a naked crayfish?
Prawnography.
Prawnography.
That's a good one, Jac.
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What do you get when you cross Joe Cocker with a dog?
A Cockerspaneil
What do you get when you cross a taco with a dog?
A hot dog
What do you call a gay dog?
Butch
What do you call a cat with no legs, tail, ears or whiskers?
Lucky
What do you call a hippopotamus with no legs or tail rolling down a hill?
A steamroller
A Cockerspaneil
What do you get when you cross a taco with a dog?
A hot dog
What do you call a gay dog?
Butch
What do you call a cat with no legs, tail, ears or whiskers?
Lucky
What do you call a hippopotamus with no legs or tail rolling down a hill?
A steamroller
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What do you get when you cross Lookin and his hand?
It's Trump hour >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It's Trump hour
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Pull my finger...
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I've had the brakes fixed since then, should be able to pull up in time.
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Pencil-vania.