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Jan 14, 2017 3:08 PM CST mermaids
how would mermaid taste?

as it is hot-blooded half-fish i would expect shark, tuna, and such. maybe a bit like marlin.
Or would you first think as whale - dolphin -
Would the 2 parts taste differently?

who has any thoughts on the matter?
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Jan 14, 2017 3:24 PM CST mermaids
I bet it smells like fish but the top will have to taste like pork (so they say humans taste like) and the bottom like tuna. laugh
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Jan 14, 2017 3:46 PM CST mermaids
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia493 Threads 1 Polls 34,771 Posts
Len05: how would mermaid taste?

as it is hot-blooded half-fish i would expect shark, tuna, and such. maybe a bit like marlin.
Or would you first think as whale - dolphin -
Would the 2 parts taste differently?

who has any thoughts on the matter?





Top half prolly tastes like her ring












Or tastes like smoke chicken laugh


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Jan 14, 2017 4:34 PM CST mermaids
truheart1941
truheart1941truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK69 Threads 1 Polls 31,406 Posts
Lookin4missright: Top half prolly tastes like her ring












Or tastes like smoke chicken
if VINNEY sees this your.ll be in troubleeeeeeeee...dont say i didnt warn yer.......professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 14, 2017 5:06 PM CST mermaids
Len05: how would mermaid taste?

as it is hot-blooded half-fish i would expect shark, tuna, and such. maybe a bit like marlin.
Or would you first think as whale - dolphin -
Would the 2 parts taste differently?

who has any thoughts on the matter?


Out of the vast myriad of thoughts I have ever had I can honestly say I never thought about it laugh
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Jan 14, 2017 5:06 PM CST mermaids
truheart1941: if VINNEY sees this your.ll be in troubleeeeeeeee...dont say i didnt warn yer.......


Looking well Tru.

Is that a pic of you a few years back tongue
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Jan 14, 2017 6:17 PM CST mermaids
Eating mermaids is prohibited in Florida:
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Jan 14, 2017 7:45 PM CST mermaids
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia569 Threads 14 Polls 34,332 Posts
Len05: how would mermaid taste?

as it is hot-blooded half-fish i would expect shark, tuna, and such. maybe a bit like marlin.
Or would you first think as whale - dolphin -
Would the 2 parts taste differently?

who has any thoughts on the matter?



They're an endangered species professor


If you catch one, give it a kiss and toss it back in cool
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Jan 17, 2017 12:31 AM CST mermaids
Sailors bragging about having sex with mermaids, were really having sex with manatees, aka sea cows.

Manatees are very friendly to people.
They come to you, if you swim near them. They even bring their babies to be petted; and one pushed my friend's 1 year old son up out of the water, when he fell off of a dock.

Once upon a time, sea cowboys raised sea cows for food, in Florida sea corrals.
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Jan 17, 2017 12:54 AM CST mermaids
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia493 Threads 1 Polls 34,771 Posts
mykingdomforanam: Sailors bragging about having sex with mermaids, were really having sex with manatees, aka sea cows.

Manatees are very friendly to people.
They come to you, if you swim near them. They even bring their babies to be petted; and one pushed my friend's 1 year old son up out of the water, when he fell off of a dock.

Once upon a time, sea cowboys raised sea cows for food, in Florida sea corrals.






Too cute thumbs up although i would'nt have sex with one... sober anyway laugh

Sea Cow

hug comfort happy place
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Jan 17, 2017 12:55 AM CST mermaids
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia493 Threads 1 Polls 34,771 Posts
Lookin4missright: Too cute although i would'nt have sex with one... sober anyway

Sea Cow


I've done worse rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 17, 2017 10:39 AM CST mermaids
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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Jan 17, 2017 10:52 AM CST mermaids
Manatees aren't supposed to be dangerous to humans unless they hug you, and keep you underwater too long.

What if you're having sex with a manatee, and she likes it?
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Jan 17, 2017 10:59 AM CST mermaids
Actually, now that I think about it...

How else could anybody find out that manatees can hug you till you drown?
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Jan 17, 2017 11:12 AM CST mermaids
Wow!

That explains the sailors who went with mermaids, and never came back.
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Jan 17, 2017 11:22 AM CST mermaids
Back on topic:

"Manatee Steaks – Finally! | Florida Hillbilly
floridahillbilly.com › manatee-steaks-fina...
Apr 1, 2014 - From a manatee we killed a couple weeks ago.” ... The texture was like beef, and in truth, the taste was very beef-like."
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Jan 17, 2017 11:28 AM CST mermaids
Manatee recipes

braised manatee

2 pounds manatee meat
1 tsp baking soda
1 Quart water
2 tbs butter
flour
1/2 cup chopped celery
1 cup diced carrots
4-5 potatoes diced
1 lemon
salt and pepper

Soak manatee meat in soda and water for 1/2 hour this helps minimize the gamey taste especially necessary if it is /was an older animal.
cut meat in small chunks remove any fat and powder with
flour.
heat butter in a heavy pot and brown the meat.

add celery, carrots, potatoes, and juice from lemon
Add enough water to cover and simmer until meatis tender and the flavors are blended salt and pepper to taste.
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Jan 17, 2017 11:34 AM CST mermaids
After all that, for the late-breaking comprehensive answer we go to Bonde … Robert Bonde. He's a biologist with the U.S. Geological Survey, Florida Caribbean Science Center in Gainesville, Florida. He writes:

Manatees are protected throughout their range in the world but are still illegally hunted and killed in remote areas. The literature states that manatee meat has up to seven different and distinct flavors depending on the location of the cut. Some have said that manatee meat tastes like pork, fish, beef, and chicken. Basically, manatee meat tastes like manatee (a very unique flavor and taste). Depending on the location in the body their meats range in color from light pink-brown to a very dark purple. Therefore, it is safe to say that they have both a light meat and dark meat, but in general it is all pink or red. I hope this helps. — Bob Bonde
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Jan 17, 2017 11:57 AM CST mermaids
"Wow!

That explains the sailors who went with mermaids, and never came back."

When your friend dies of auto-asphyxiation from having sex with a manatee thousands of miles from home...

The least you can do is tell his family about how beautiful she was.
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Jan 17, 2017 12:07 PM CST mermaids
Sailor to grieving wife: Honestly, she looked just like you!

She bewitched him; and he thought he was making love to you.
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