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There is a funeral home in N. Ontario that will liquefy a body now in a " Green" way, so the remnants
can be washed into the sewer system.
can be washed into the sewer system.
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pedalguy59: There is a funeral home in N. Ontario that will liquefy a body now in a " Green" way, so the remnants
can be washed into the sewer system.
can be washed into the sewer system.
You could hold the funeral in the bathroom, flip a coin to determine who gets to "flush"
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I really did'nt feel like breakfast anyway 
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Track16: You could hold the funeral in the bathroom, flip a coin to determine who gets to "flush"
I like that one.
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Track16: Sometimes when a body is cremated, it will sit up and can even scream.
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
Should I go down to my local crematorium to prove this one?
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Lonely1: Should I go down to my local crematorium to prove this one?
Maybe the poor *** just realised how hot Hell is. I would probably scream too.
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Track16: Sometimes when a body is cremated, it will sit up and can even scream.
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
Thank you.
Just know I will be haunted by that thought for the rest of my life
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If you want your cremated loved one to go out with a bang, put some firecrackers in it's pockets. I saw a joke about that on Facebook. 
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Thats it.........I just aint going.............
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Track16: Sometimes when a body is cremated, it will sit up and can even scream.
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)
not surprising, Lobsters Scream in the boil too...
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When the heat hits the body, it quickly dries it out causing the skin and muscles to contract and the body bends at the waist causing it to sit up and the scream comes from the air being pushed out of the lungs as the body sits up.
Have a nice day :)