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Jan 19, 2017 5:15 AM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Story to tell??
Or is everyone so absorbed on their computers, that reality has become a thing of the past.
There's nothing more boring than quoting useless information obtained during the many hours searching the net. So if anyone has some real life experiences that would make for good conversation, I would like to hear from you.
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Jan 19, 2017 6:52 AM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
superchilli
superchillisuperchilliwarrnambool, Victoria Australia2 Threads 12 Posts
Dunno how funny or interesting this one will be but me and the girl had a laugh about it.
Met this chick on a date site back when l was dabbling a tow in the water.
Great girl , we clicked and were on the phone soon after.

Later got to talking about meeting and in convos l'd mentioned l had a 1ac place with an old shed we don;t go into.
She collects antique bottles and this old shed had 1,000s of them all over the dirt floor.
She says got it. l come down to your place , we can meet and l can look through the old shed.
We had a chuckle and said cool and a few days later she turns up,
Her turning up alone was funny bc she was only 4'10' bt climbed out of this 27foot camper Rv - out and way down.
She told me about her RV but l didn't think she was gonna bring it.
She lived 3hours up the coast and says hey , l might need somewhere to sleep, with a chuckle and a wink.
We talked and stuff , made her coffee and we spend the next few hours going through all the old bottles and junk in the shed.
She got some great bottles and later we went inside and she made us toasted cheese and we talked and laughed , especially about all 4'10 of her climbing down from this huge camper.
We walked and talked more through the day and she stayed tat night but- not in the camper.

We saw a bit more of each other and in all honesty , loved her to bits as a person but sadly , l just didn't feel the right stuff for more.

But, there ya go , after 20 yrs of being with ex , that was my first new date . 4'10 rocking up in a camper and scrounging bottles in the old shed.
And a beautiful afternoon and night after.
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Jan 19, 2017 4:36 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
superchilli: Dunno how funny or interesting this one will be but me and the girl had a laugh about it.
Met this chick on a date site back when l was dabbling a tow in the water.
Great girl , we clicked and were on the phone soon after.

Later got to talking about meeting and in convos l'd mentioned l had a 1ac place with an old shed we don;t go into.
She collects antique bottles and this old shed had 1,000s of them all over the dirt floor.
She says got it. l come down to your place , we can meet and l can look through the old shed.
We had a chuckle and said cool and a few days later she turns up,
Her turning up alone was funny bc she was only 4'10' bt climbed out of this 27foot camper Rv - out and way down.
She told me about her RV but l didn't think she was gonna bring it.
She lived 3hours up the coast and says hey , l might need somewhere to sleep, with a chuckle and a wink.
We talked and stuff , made her coffee and we spend the next few hours going through all the old bottles and junk in the shed.
She got some great bottles and later we went inside and she made us toasted cheese and we talked and laughed , especially about all 4'10 of her climbing down from this huge camper.
We walked and talked more through the day and she stayed tat night but- not in the camper.

We saw a bit more of each other and in all honesty , loved her to bits as a person but sadly , l just didn't feel the right stuff for more.

But, there ya go , after 20 yrs of being with ex , that was my first new date . 4'10 rocking up in a camper and scrounging bottles in the old shed.
And a beautiful afternoon and night after.


I don't think lack of conversation was an issue.doh laugh

wine one more for the collection.laugh
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Jan 19, 2017 4:41 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Story to tell??
Or is everyone so absorbed on their computers, that reality has become a thing of the past.
There's nothing more boring than quoting useless information obtained during the many hours searching the net. So if anyone has some real life experiences that would make for good conversation, I would like to hear from you.



Have you any to tell yourself ?innocent
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Jan 19, 2017 4:45 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: Have you any to tell yourself ?


Had a couple of disaster dates myself but I prefer to " suffer in silence"moping laugh wave

What you got?
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Jan 19, 2017 4:50 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Had a couple of disaster dates myself but I prefer to " suffer in silence"

What you got?



Isn't a disaster shared ,a disaster halved, why suffer, we can help you through your pain

Come on ,get it off your chest!cool comfort
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Jan 19, 2017 4:56 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
annaroach: Isn't a disaster shared ,a disaster halved, why suffer, we can help you through your pain

Come on ,get it off your chest!



I agree completely wave


Let's get together and brainstorm this thing One, it's sure to be liberating for you grin


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Jan 19, 2017 5:47 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Ok.
Arranged to meet a youngish lady last week.
What she failed to tell me was that she had 3 children. It got worse. The babysitter failed to show, so a romantic date for 2, turned into a family outing.
A good time was had by all & the "pulled pork" was amazing. Needless to say, I never got my "pork pulled.

Moral of the story is, "never date women between the ages of 25-50.professor scold laugh
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Jan 19, 2017 5:49 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note: Ok.
Arranged to meet a youngish lady last week.
What she failed to tell me was that she had 3 children. It got worse. The babysitter failed to show, so a romantic date for 2, turned into a family outing.
A good time was had by all & the "pulled pork" was amazing. Needless to say, I never got my "pork pulled.

Moral of the story is, "never date women between the ages of 25-50.



Too bad, so sad rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 19, 2017 5:56 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
serene56: Too bad, so sad


Every cloud has a silver lining... I've become an expert on Nintendo.laugh
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Jan 19, 2017 8:00 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
Lonely1
Lonely1Lonely1Ottawa, Ontario Canada76 Threads 21 Polls 1,858 Posts
Gad, this thread is boring. The women are so inexperienced and conservative. sigh

So I just happened to click on a website link one night just before I went to a party. The strange woman at the other end of the social website lived in another province that spoke a different language, and it was also a dark rainy night. Anyway, I told her that I was going to a party and invited her. She said yes, so I went to pick her up. Unfortunately I left the instructions to get to her house on my desk and her house was on some no-name street off a no-name boulevard with about ten roundabouts. Suffice it to say I got lost, but finally found my way to her house. The party was at a club, had a dance floor and a restaurant, and was back in my province. The first thing she said when she got into my car was that I was late and that she was late for supper. blues
At the forefront of my mind was how to get out of this no-name place with street names I did not recognize in order to get back to civilization. So I made the biggest mistake: I asked her to tell me where to drive to get back to my province. She promptly said to take her back home. I asked her how to get there and she began giving instructions like a zombie. Wow. Dropped her home. Never heard from her again.

Moral: Don't hook up with strange people on the internet. Don't go to strange places to pick women up. Control your hormones. Try to meet respectable women at your local church or supermarket.laugh
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Jan 20, 2017 4:17 AM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Sometimes you just have to take one for the team. Can she cook?
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Jan 20, 2017 4:23 AM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Lonely1: Gad, this thread is boring. The women are so inexperienced and conservative.

So I just happened to click on a website link one night just before I went to a party. The strange woman at the other end of the social website lived in another province that spoke a different language, and it was also a dark rainy night. Anyway, I told her that I was going to a party and invited her. She said yes, so I went to pick her up. Unfortunately I left the instructions to get to her house on my desk and her house was on some no-name street off a no-name boulevard with about ten roundabouts. Suffice it to say I got lost, but finally found my way to her house. The party was at a club, had a dance floor and a restaurant, and was back in my province. The first thing she said when she got into my car was that I was late and that she was late for supper.
At the forefront of my mind was how to get out of this no-name place with street names I did not recognize in order to get back to civilization. So I made the biggest mistake: I asked her to tell me where to drive to get back to my province. She promptly said to take her back home. I asked her how to get there and she began giving instructions like a zombie. Wow. Dropped her home. Never heard from her again.

Moral: Don't hook up with strange people on the internet. Don't go to strange places to pick women up. Control your hormones. Try to meet respectable women at your local church or supermarket.


Inexperienced and conservative? roll eyes

You prefer women who will get into a stranger's car at night time to go to god knows where!

<<<< Thanking the gods for being inexperienced and conservative bowing
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Jan 20, 2017 11:35 AM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Ok.
Arranged to meet a youngish lady last week.
What she failed to tell me was that she had 3 children. It got worse. The babysitter failed to show, so a romantic date for 2, turned into a family outing.
A good time was had by all & the "pulled pork" was amazing. Needless to say, I never got my "pork pulled.

Moral of the story is, "never date women between the ages of 25-50.



Well think of the positives there,,, " a good time was had by all"

"Became an expert at nintendo"

Children can be lots of fun.

Easy to arrange another romantic date!!!cheers
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Jan 20, 2017 3:31 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: Well think of the positives there,,, " a good time was had by all"

"Became an expert at nintendo"

Children can be lots of fun.

Easy to arrange another romantic date!!!


I know it may sound heartless but not my kids , not my problem. Ive done my time rearing , besides, they're someone else's responsibility.dunno
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Jan 20, 2017 3:37 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
One2note: I know it may sound heartless but not my kids , not my problem. Ive done my time rearing , besides, they're someone else's responsibility.
well at your age, the women you meet are going to have kids/grandkids , unless you go for single/childless people ?
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Jan 20, 2017 3:44 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
I remember last hear, while on a stag weekend in Dublin . I flew with a well known Irish airline.. They have a tendency to play Irish music on the flight & me being a nervous flyer, didn't help my cause when some smartarse decided to play the well-known westlife hit "flying without wings" doh laugh
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Jan 20, 2017 3:50 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
fifitrixibelle: well at your age, the women you meet are going to have kids/grandkids , unless you go for single/childless people ?


I don't mind children but they must have a certain degree of independence.. If I wanted more children, I would have married my previous 2 serious girlfriend.laugh wave
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Jan 20, 2017 4:10 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
Not really funny.....more a "date from hell" experience.

We'd chatted at length on a local dating site and agreed to meet up at a garden café.

Certainly no problem to start with as we were physically attracted to each other.

Over our cuppa, whilst chatting, he proceeded to lean over at random and kiss me on the lips. A little taken back cos we'd just met, I just shook it off, thinkin....ok....he's into me....laugh

After refreshments we went for a walk. No sooner had he got me behind the cedars and he was all over me, literally.....I mean I'm no prude but I'd just met the man.....he was hungry....laugh

I made a quick exit to the car park where he proceeded to further grope me bodily, into my car and so was he!!! He'd dived into my passenger seat. I started the car and did an American action movie proud.....reversed speedily and pushed him out at the same time.....wow

Stoopid man....mumbling
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Jan 20, 2017 4:24 PM CST Anyone have a funny or interesting...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
BerrySmoothie: Not really funny.....more a "date from hell" experience.

We'd chatted at length on a local dating site and agreed to meet up at a garden café.

Certainly no problem to start with as we were physically attracted to each other.

Over our cuppa, whilst chatting, he proceeded to lean over at random and kiss me on the lips. A little taken back cos we'd just met, I just shook it off, thinkin....ok....he's into me....

After refreshments we went for a walk. No sooner had he got me behind the cedars and he was all over me, literally.....I mean I'm no prude but I'd just met the man.....he was hungry....

I made a quick exit to the car park where he proceeded to further grope me bodily, into my car and so was he!!! He'd dived into my passenger seat. I started the car and did an American action movie proud.....reversed speedily and pushed him out at the same time.....

Stoopid man....


Maybe he prematurely took a pill & it took immediate effect.dunno laugh

I'm glad you can see the funny side now, but it must a been a traumatic experience at the time.wow help hug
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