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Jan 24, 2017 4:57 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
I've recently self appointed myself to work at the woman lingerie department at a well known department store on an unpaid capacity but was told that my services were not required & was asked to leave.

That's gratitude for you.doh dunno laugh
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Jan 24, 2017 5:01 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
The thing is, its quite cramped in the plus-size fitting rooms at the best of times usually.
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Jan 24, 2017 5:06 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
pat8lanips: The thing is, its quite cramped in the plus-size fitting rooms at the best of times usually.


When I get the "big birds" in the changing room , if I say I promise not to look , I mean it.cool help laugh
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Jan 24, 2017 5:07 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
One2note: I've recently self appointed myself to work at the woman lingerie department at a well known department store on an unpaid capacity but was told that my services were not required & was asked to leave.

That's gratitude for you.


I once asked if there were any vacancies for a diesel fitter in a lingerie store?

The woman asked me 'What use would we have for a dieself fitter in a lingerie store'

So I patiently explained that I had a good eye for size and mass and after quick wayhay I could pick something from a rail and be certain that deis'll l fit her ...

Yes, go a head n cringe ;)

cheers
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Jan 24, 2017 5:16 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
HexagonKeySet: I once asked if there were any vacancies for a diesel fitter in a lingerie store?

The woman asked me 'What use would we have for a dieself fitter in a lingerie store'

So I patiently explained that I had a good eye for size and mass and after quick wayhay I could pick something from a rail and be certain that deis'll l fit her ...

Yes, go a head n cringe ;)


Your ideas would make you an ideal candidate for "the apprentice" :professor.
laugh
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Jan 24, 2017 5:19 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
One2note: I've recently self appointed myself to work at the woman lingerie department at a well known department store on an unpaid capacity but was told that my services were not required & was asked to leave.

That's gratitude for you.


Was security involved in your removal?
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Jan 24, 2017 5:31 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
mollybaby: Was security involved in your removal?


Yes , there was a slight breakdown in communication, until I told them I was "lord Sugar's" understudy, "lord Sweetner"... professor laugh
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Jan 24, 2017 10:07 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
One2note: Your ideas would make you an ideal candidate for "the apprentice" :professor.


Thank you, thank you, thank you onenote ... in accepting this wonderful accolade from you on behalf of the academy I'd have to begin by thanking the guy who works down the chip shop and think's he's Elvis, Jonah Lewy who let me know it was "OK" to be in the kitchen at parties and pretty much everyone I ever encountered,,, learned something from you all, and loves most of yous !!!

cheers
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Jan 25, 2017 6:40 AM CST Charity or unpaid work.
Seri2016
Seri2016Seri2016unknown, Cork Ireland2 Threads 89 Posts
One2note: I've recently self appointed myself to work at the woman lingerie department at a well known department store on an unpaid capacity but was told that my services were not required & was asked to leave.

That's gratitude for you.



Your dress code might have not satisfy the standards
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Jan 25, 2017 6:48 AM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Seri2016: Your dress code might have not satisfy the standards


I live in London dear, nothing is inappropriate .cheering laugh wink
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Jan 25, 2017 11:41 AM CST Charity or unpaid work.
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
One2note: I live in London dear, nothing is inappropriate .






You mean everything is inappropriate... laugh
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Jan 25, 2017 12:02 PM CST Charity or unpaid work.
One2note: I've recently self appointed myself to work at the woman lingerie department at a well known department store on an unpaid capacity but was told that my services were not required & was asked to leave.

That's gratitude for you.
..try Mother.care........with a sign around yer neck...(saying).....*this is why..buying ...a cot..or pram here.......makes sence*........and smile.....batting batting batting grin ....worth a try......dunno ...(ps)..wear a loin cloth.professor rolling on the floor laughing
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