Ladies If You Like Someone On Here .............. ( Archived) (41)

let them know before it's too late

Life can be taken in a heart beat

Are you waiting for George Clooney or Brad Pitt to rock up

or

Elle Mc Pherso ... or Marylin Monaro on the mens side

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

I'm not reading all that lady!!

Sorry, i was jumping in between two sites

I was chatting to a woman and she was upset that she finally found a decent man on that site.

Upset because he not long ago died

She said that she never got to say to him what she wanted to say.

So i made the thread with that in my mind.


Hope you have a great day/night/afternoon

Pardon lub